I think some naughty person has been emptying the contents of their pond in the lake. As well as the carp, there are several rather large goldfish swimming happily about.
Hold your horses. Has anyone actually PM'd Admin? You can't expect him/her to read every message in every thread all the time. I will do it for this thread, I agree it is important.
I know for a fact that Mr Ponting has an Edwardian lavatory with a high cistern. Seeing that he is somewhat vertically challenged the above would be an amusing sight.