Peckhamgatecrasher

It's gone quiet. Matt123 must be in the frame for taking a shot at the helicopter.

Shame on me, mixing up me Bible. I have a wife. She is lazy and vain. Like Gideon, I may have to lay a fleece.

Or is his name Ishmael?

Assuming Nineveh is a suburb of Edinburgh, Jonah.

Me. I'm too scared to open my door and go walkabout.

Davy Balfour

Look up "Lobby Lud"

And I claim my ...

Deleted. [must get out more an stop being sarcastic.]

Happy to section you Quids.

A couple of days ago, the dog I walk was divebombed half a dozen times by a crow. Thought nothing much of it, it was amusing to watch them having a go at each other. Today, I found the reason why. As we were walking in the same place, I came across a small group of crows with three youngsters. There were two big, burly crows posted each end of the path and the other adults were cajoling the young to peck in the grass. Much as I don't like crows, I found them very endearing to watch.

Don't have nightmares; do sleep well.

Jeremy, do you have seven league boots? I walk fast but can't do GG to William Rose in five minutes.

Well that's what happens Moos when one's fingers aren't quick enough. My amazingly witty post was in response to "Columbine" but you somehow snuck two posts in between.

Pantaloon mayhap?

Ave Maria - Mario Lanza

Just say something like, "the gorse is related to the pea family, there are over 20 species." You'll sound very knowledgeable then.

[heard the last recorded Castrati on Radio 4 yesterday. V high!]

Nevins is good for stuff like trotters. I've bought lamb from Rye Lane Halal shop which was cubed for me to make kebabs - very tender. I've eaten beef from Rye Lane butchers which was braised very slowly and again was good. My objection to those shops is as a woman, one is sometimes made to feel very uncomfortable.

@ giggirl: Kim by Rudyard Kipling. His father is an Irish soldier. He is called 'Little friend of all the world'. He identifies jewels on a tray that have been covered up (the origin of Kim's game). He has a masonic symbol round his neck (his father's).

Mr Polly?

Happiness is a warm gun - Beatles

Janie's got a gun - Aerosmith

No, I knew you knew. I meant set the next one.

Come on, Simon - I'm bored this evening. Twenty20 no fun anymore.