Peckhamgatecrasher

Put away your combinations - the hawthorn is in full blossom: ne'er cast a clout till may is out.

Kitchen Roll. When I can afford it I always wonder how I lived without it.

I've been bottling this up for over 40 years. Those bloody robins in the Mary Poppins film. Nothing like sweet, little London robins.

Who is your immediate superior Barry? I think we should inundate him/her with praise for you.

Cantona?

She scores!

Shh, PR. We're in for a treat here.

Dear Google! Could it be a daddy long legs? Is it transparentish?

Young Love - Donny Osmond

Are you exposing a nipple or rolling up your trouser leg?

And they smell beautiful, Hugenot.

AFN said 'interesting', not 'good'. BTW it was 2-1 from behind.

No, I think it's a good thing to know and I think everyone should know very basic first aid. Just don't assume that because you've done the course you'll click into automatic response mode. I think what I am saying is that when you are an assigned first aider it is a huge responsibility - we are talking people's lives here. I don't think anything prepares you to deal with the big stuff - it's not like we're trained doctors and nurses and the possibility of cock ups is enormous. A three/five/seven day course is not sufficient to prepare one for the shock/emotion that inevitably follows. I would never volunteer to be a first aider again but in an emergency, of courses I would step in.

I bought the wee ?6 ones - there are larger ones available. They are good for seeing clearly about 12 yards away which is all I need them for in the park. 10 x 25 GA is the description if that means anything. Ok detectives - what did I see this morning? By Goose Green swing park, a pair of birds that looked like tits but had a bright yellow streak on their wings. I've gone through one website and the nearest is a finch, but they were definitely tit shape. Any ideas?

Have to disagree. I was a first aider and I had to deal with a heart attack and a brain haemorrhage and a choking. I do think everyone should know how to administer CPR but beyond that the responsibility can be a bit overwhelming.

Hear, hear. I rarely use stations but I think it's marvellous that you have displayed such community spirit.

Just back from another jaunt. I took Steve's advice and bought a pair of binos from Lidl. It was brilliant, I was able to see into the coots nests dotted around the lake. Lots more chicks and it was wonderful to watch daddy bring back food for them. I hope the next tranche survive. There are lots of ducks eggs on the island. Does anyone know if these are abandoned and why? Never seen a duck sitting on them.

There are stables at the canal bridge, maybe he's from there. Also a lot of traveller families in the area - there used to be quite a few horses hobbled near there. Was he loose or hobbled? Spring grass is not good for laminitis, so hope he's not out too long.

Damn - no more bowls in the afternoon then. Well done, old fruit.

Oh James, you obviously don't know the joy of withdrawing to gossip about the lads. It's very civilised and great fun.

Just seen distressing situation on lake: two coot chicks bobbing along quite sweetly - their mum aggressively moved them on by picking them up and dragging them (rather like a cat with a kitten) and then left them to it. One was swiped by a crow which dropped it onto the grass. Despite running for the chick I couldn't get to it on time and the crow bore it off. The other chick had been injured by its mother and was swimming half upside down and getting weaker by the minute. Another crow tried to get it but a coot successfully defended it. A moorhen tried to upright the chick but gave up. My dilemmas is that I could have scooped the chick out with my dog throwing tool but I am loathe to interfere with nature and left it - I doubt it will survive. Yet, I'm not being consistent - I tried to rescue the other chick. I now have a guilt complex the size of Q's hump - what would you have done?

As the actress said to the bishop?

'Phone Thanet Council just for the hell of it. TLS reckons you get straight through to a human. Then pour several v. large gins and tonic, stick on a record and relax.

Love the proposed tiger.

Apparently both sexes twitter, to wit Dulwich Mum and Stephen Fry.