Peckhamgatecrasher

Oh goody, I thought I was the only one not to get U2.

Good. Maybe it will stick up your fingers and stop you posting tedious trollings.

That's brilliant news.

made me laugh Brendan

Watch it, Carnell!

Burn down the mission - Elton John

Gudbuy t'Jane - Slade

What do they teach in Saffa schools? How do you account for the missing 19?

Just had steak pie from Tesco.

Shoreham's quite nice for a walk round fields and village and a good few pubs to choose from. link

Would that be the jack, smooth or block, Brendan?

Brendan, I see you in a fetching little number including handkerchiefs and bells on your fingers and toes. Pig's bladder optional.

Begorrah Sean, stick a rose behind yer ear and join in.

Sandperson, the all-time ugliest player ever, has to be Charlie George, surely?

There was an interesting piece on R4 today which showed that a percentage* of Parkinsons sufferers on a particular drug, go on to have a gambling addiction. Nothing to do with the ads though. * can't remember what

Golly, I could do with a hair of the dog. Getting a bit chilly again, any chance of a whiskymac and one for my chum ronniemama?

I confess, it was a sport when I was young to pull tails off lizards. Also fun to trap slowworms and adders. The snakes had their revenge when a friend got bitten by an adder.

It's such a great shame. I hate it when terrorists succeed in spreading fear. Bastards.

Nicked this joke from The Guardian's OBO "A church's bell ringer passed away. So they posted the position and a man came in with no arms wanting the job. The clergy weren't sure he could do it, but he convinced them to let him try it. They climbed the bell tower and the guy ran toward the bell and hit it with his head. They gave him the job. The next day he went to ring the bell, tripped and fell to the sidewalk below. Two guys were walking past. One asked, "Do you know this guy?" The second guy responds, "No, but his face rings a bell." The next day, the dead campanologist's twin brother comes in for the again vacant bell ringer position. He also has no arms. They lead him up to the bell tower, he runs at the bell, trips and falls to the sidewalk below. The same two guys walk by. The first asks, "Do you know him?" The second guy responds, "No, but he's a dead ringer for the guy we saw yesterday."

Be fair, James - she says "we shall distribute info ...". We're just getting advanced notice of the campaign.

Ooh Holanoochie, I don't hafl feel woozy now. I'm shure I loves you.

Golly, those pork scratchings don't half make one thirsty ...

A lawyer said this??: "And it might be enforceable in a court of law, this contract, but it is not enforceable in the court of public opinion and that is where the government steps in."

Bloody eejits.

Think you better line up a few for Jah Lush.