Peckhamgatecrasher

That'll be two guineas then please, Wardy.

Aside to Strawbs: I have two sets of woods so when the sun next shines we can sneak onto the green at Peckham Rye if you fancy. ATCitEd: always makes me chuckle.

Not sure, but friend's dad has a glass of red wine every evening which apparently helps his cholestrol!

Peniston, Yorkshire

My friend's father in his late fifties completely reversed his diabetes through diet and walking - he lost four stone.

Wonderful tales Wardy. I can just about remember the rag & bone man from my childhood, though he had a flat back truck rather than a horse and cart. Weren't the bones used for glue? The muffin bakery was at the top of Gordon Road in Nunhead just by the Salvation Army building. My gran used to tell me tales of pea soupers in the fifties. Apparently she had to walk in front of grandad's chimney sweep van directing him because visibility was so bad.

To Moos: Your @#$%& cat was last seen at 3 am two mornings ago hurling itself at the cat flap and terrorising my kittens! To Sean: Do you have a recipe for orange sauce?

May your hair of the dog be happy and week long.

Oh *Bob* - I wish you hadn't told me, I'm terrible at keeping secrets.

take

Darlinks, I can never haff enough pretty baubles.

...don't walk into a supermarket wearing plus fours.

Swiftly transfers pash from HonaB to TMax.

For the love of Ivy - Mamas & Papas

Post removed for sheer crassness.

Calm down LP. You don't have to do wot the Government suggests. I recall Mediterannean diets (with olive oil rather than animal fats/lots of veg & fruit) produces less heart disease, despite the fact that a lot of Europeans smoke; and that Japanese diets equally without animal fats have low incidence of heart disease. While some fats are essential, we probably do eat too much animal fat over here. Our lifestyle tends to be more sedentary than our grandparents' so they got away with it. And btw, butter and cheese are processed foods! Anyhow, everything (except wine & fags) in moderation.

Wuss

Modern? You mean I can't get it on a 78?

Oh joy. *sits down and makes self comfortable for Listen with Ted Max*

I have to confess sheer ignorance here: I've never heard of any of the artists on that list.

Henceforth he shall be known as Sean Sean MacGabhann

Wayne Jug?

Get a thread, geek boys!

Well that's put the mockers on it, Keef!

Not if I have anything to do with it.