Peckhamgatecrasher

May your hair of the dog be happy and week long.

Oh *Bob* - I wish you hadn't told me, I'm terrible at keeping secrets.

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Darlinks, I can never haff enough pretty baubles.

...don't walk into a supermarket wearing plus fours.

Swiftly transfers pash from HonaB to TMax.

For the love of Ivy - Mamas & Papas

Post removed for sheer crassness.

Calm down LP. You don't have to do wot the Government suggests. I recall Mediterannean diets (with olive oil rather than animal fats/lots of veg & fruit) produces less heart disease, despite the fact that a lot of Europeans smoke; and that Japanese diets equally without animal fats have low incidence of heart disease. While some fats are essential, we probably do eat too much animal fat over here. Our lifestyle tends to be more sedentary than our grandparents' so they got away with it. And btw, butter and cheese are processed foods! Anyhow, everything (except wine & fags) in moderation.

Wuss

Modern? You mean I can't get it on a 78?

Oh joy. *sits down and makes self comfortable for Listen with Ted Max*

I have to confess sheer ignorance here: I've never heard of any of the artists on that list.

Henceforth he shall be known as Sean Sean MacGabhann

Wayne Jug?

Get a thread, geek boys!

Well that's put the mockers on it, Keef!

Not if I have anything to do with it.

Is the Boleyn Ground full of headless chickens?

Here's an appropriate one for you Kistanbul Take me back to Constantinople No, you can't go back to Constantinople Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks'

I recall that sheep are not at all safe from ED residents.

George Harrison got done for ripping off He's so fine in My Sweet Lord.

Ray Wilkins may surprise you all and do a pretty good job.

Couldn't do six or ten, but the rest easy as building a pergola.

The Next Time - Cliff Richard