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Peckhamgatecrasher

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  1. If LuvPeckham's body has 8 pints of blood and he slits his wrists horizontally, how long will he take to expire versus if he slits both wrists vertically and sits in a warm bath (while pondering on Archimedes)?
  2. Are you impugning Sir P's integrity LuvP? I'm sure a true knight wouldn't pretend he'd been champing in the lists to impress a fair maid.
  3. My hero. [No Keef, I gave up on white feathers after the last blighter ended up with a teatowel on his head.]
  4. Aren't seaweed wraps meant to make you lose a few inches instantly? I think they work until you drink something and the natural weight resumes. If you had one on Thursday afternoon you could get into your dress. Just don't drink champagne or you'll turn into Cinderella.
  5. I more than happy to have a pony and trap. Would anyone like to finance me in this ethical venture?
  6. I think you'll find that righteousness will out. Meet Sir P at dawn tomorrow and my honour and exquisiteness will be proved. [Oi, Sir P, set yer bleedin' alarm clock]
  7. Honestly, ED3. I offer you Gilda on a plate and you want a woman who has to hold her dress together with nappy pins.
  8. Saving my reputation. A fine man.
  9. Buy a beautiful painting or antique or piece of jewellry that you will love and enjoy. Hopefully it will appreciate and you may find you don't need the dosh in a year. If you do, flog it.
  10. Swoon. My hero Sir Palaeologus. Shall you wear my favour on your sleeve?
  11. Some of the England cricket team have had the trots. You could fly out to their hotel for a couple of nights. (Sorry, that's just my private fantasy).
  12. In that case ED3, meet me on the corner when the sun is going down and I'll be there, I promise I'll be there.
  13. "Nice" means discriminating and fastidious which all women are; which is why there are no nice men in ED! You sound like you are perfect toyboy material ED3. Shall we draw straws TT?
  14. Harrumph! Good show, Tendulkar.
  15. 19 to win and six wickets in hand, I rather think you're right!
  16. I refuse to believe there are no Indians in ED. Someone come on and have a banter. Brendan - change your nationality forthwith.
  17. Here's a link to HF-W's diet. Foolproof Diet
  18. Have to disagree - their Hedgehog Bread is pretty yummy.
  19. What about dressing up as 1920s characters in the guise of Eric Liddell who was not only an Olympian but missionary in China?
  20. Mr P - are you teasing us with empty bags again?
  21. I believe D_C has a penchant for the little men.
  22. There's a picture in today's Guardian online sports section which makes him look just like Taggart.
  23. The roundabout at Goose Green/Lordship Lane comes to mind.
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