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Peckhamgatecrasher

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  1. To save Admin a job - here's the previous thread and warning: tiresome marketing
  2. I'm wary of all my relations, however, I think an end to spam would be the perfect present.
  3. Young Love - Donny Osmond
  4. Oh, MM, I now need to have a Whisky Mac - classic winter drink.
  5. I shall be holding a Spelling Bee with cheese and wine on 2nd January - would you like to come, Dankay?
  6. Listen to me carefully, Michael, I shall tell you only once ...
  7. I'll swap you DM for a bottle of dubious scent.
  8. Ignore him SCSB, he's been partaking of the wrong Christmas spirit. Unless you like pain, of course. Try The Bun House in Peckham.
  9. Swoon. With knitting pattern pictures?
  10. Quite frankly, anyone who uses DEC phones or a microwave or a mobile phone in their home is a complete hypocrite if they won't allow a mobile mast nearby. Goodwill to all men!
  11. Merry Christmas all.
  12. Got post this morning which is a Christmas miracle since it doesn't usually come before 3pm these days. Also included a new Oyster card which was only reported as malfunctioning yesterday.
  13. MM - perhaps you need to change your user name to John McNab. I challenge you to bag an artisan loaf, a whole salmon (fresh or smoked)and a bottle of Prosecco without being caught. Obviously you have to declare your intent to the chosen establishment and return the goods.
  14. If LuvPeckham's body has 8 pints of blood and he slits his wrists horizontally, how long will he take to expire versus if he slits both wrists vertically and sits in a warm bath (while pondering on Archimedes)?
  15. Are you impugning Sir P's integrity LuvP? I'm sure a true knight wouldn't pretend he'd been champing in the lists to impress a fair maid.
  16. My hero. [No Keef, I gave up on white feathers after the last blighter ended up with a teatowel on his head.]
  17. Aren't seaweed wraps meant to make you lose a few inches instantly? I think they work until you drink something and the natural weight resumes. If you had one on Thursday afternoon you could get into your dress. Just don't drink champagne or you'll turn into Cinderella.
  18. I more than happy to have a pony and trap. Would anyone like to finance me in this ethical venture?
  19. I think you'll find that righteousness will out. Meet Sir P at dawn tomorrow and my honour and exquisiteness will be proved. [Oi, Sir P, set yer bleedin' alarm clock]
  20. Honestly, ED3. I offer you Gilda on a plate and you want a woman who has to hold her dress together with nappy pins.
  21. Saving my reputation. A fine man.
  22. Buy a beautiful painting or antique or piece of jewellry that you will love and enjoy. Hopefully it will appreciate and you may find you don't need the dosh in a year. If you do, flog it.
  23. Swoon. My hero Sir Palaeologus. Shall you wear my favour on your sleeve?
  24. Some of the England cricket team have had the trots. You could fly out to their hotel for a couple of nights. (Sorry, that's just my private fantasy).
  25. In that case ED3, meet me on the corner when the sun is going down and I'll be there, I promise I'll be there.
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