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Peckhamgatecrasher

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  1. Oh, my auntie mary had a canary up the leg of her drawers ...
  2. Stop using the aluminium pans, Michael, they don't help the Alzheimer's. Get a woman in to cook, like in the old days.
  3. Four superb strawberries - the rest have been eaten by aliens or stray cactii. Peas (planted rather lately) about six inches high. Brussels about three inches high. One tomato plant hanging on, one got by slugs. No sign of rocket. Dandelions flourishing (not intentional).
  4. In the spirit of Zola Budd, well done Mr P.
  5. Predictable, but "Dreadlock Holiday" by 10CC keeps going round and round.
  6. I say, shouldn't like to see those South African chappies at a coconut shy.
  7. Bloody hell - what did they have at lunch?
  8. I think true english grit was to be found in the pocket of Atherton
  9. You put the mockers on David!
  10. Strauss a bit unlucky. Damn that English sportsmanship.
  11. I had 11 scans and was helpfully told the problem could be anything from colour blindness to Downs Syndrome. Ironically, I was considering adoption, but from that moment, I became extremely maternal and protective. As it turned out, she has mildly deformed toes and all was well, but I suspect the reserves of love just kick in overtime when faced with a disability.
  12. Indeed. Only grating thing is Mr Boycott's voice.
  13. Calm down DM, it was a typo. I am, in fact, a Titan. Any childslaying needed, I'm your woman. Cheers.
  14. BARA, even if you provoke naysayers, you are doing what so many of us are too lazy to do. Keep up the good work.
  15. Don't you love Mick McCarthy just a little bit?
  16. Be still my beating heart - off to start a circuit round the Rye
  17. I think he's just a sap.
  18. American Pie - Don MacLean
  19. I saw his arse on Jonathan Ross' show the other night. Who cares what his acting ability is like?
  20. Bad news, DM, I think they've all gone to Ollie's fish & chip gaff.
  21. Two advantages: first, they make you endless cups of coffee; secondly, you can go and watch kids films with them in tow as an excuse.
  22. Customers? You'll be promoting laissez faire next.
  23. With a name like jrussel, it has to be Jack which we all know is another name for a knave.
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