Peckhamgatecrasher

Can't wait to see you go for Leviticus 18:23 Giggirl. The answer is surely that as an observant orthodox Jew, Dr Laura would agree with all the above. If you are not, then you don't need to worry about it all.

Ah, go on.

Don't like pugs. Good riddance I say.

That's what I do at any cash point/till. Memorise the position of the key pad then cover your hand with purse/newspaper/other hand, etc and enter pin.

I remember now, it was all David's fault.

Watching the young Miss Robson at the moment. How refreshing not to have a girl grunting like she's in a third rate porn movie.

Surely handmade chocolate truffles aren't crap? I'll have yours.

Suspect the spangly Mr Spike might be demonstrating the first live prairie oyster cure on a hire wire today.

I love everyone.

What horrified me most about his attack was the woman who cradled him reported him saying "I don't want to die ... I want my mum." That completely broke me up. These victims and offenders are little more than children. Surely as parents and adults we can do something? I feel completely hopeless and helpless.

Wow SteveT - mention in dispatches - v. honoured.

Behind you, Brendan

Call that sledging, Brendan? You couldn't find a bob team on a lazy luge.

Oyster cards cannot be used on trains at present, only buses/dlr/trams & tubes.

Used to be a superb Italian: might have been Ebury St, might have been called Momo's ?!?

I do miss the champagne and oyster bar at Victoria. Anyone else remember it. Happy days.

Sod 'em. Just lay all your bling on the ground - recreate the Field of Gold - and dazzle 'em.

Since when did Thornton Heath become Souf London? That's well and truly the depths of Surrey. ...we'd sing and dance for ever and a day ...

My dear, you couldn't look dim after a frontal lobotomy. Just take care, there are some weirdos out there who want to be shot from cannons.

"Specialist Crime Directorate officers" - does this mean the Sweeney still ride the mean streets?

Cher boite de cheval Stick it to 'em.

David, that was gross. See me afterwards. It makes me feel proud that our affair was far more salubrious and the only casualty had the decency to absent himself.

Do a search - there's a thread (probably buried cos it's off-season) in the What's On section.

Cmacki, I truly do not understand your antipathy towards single-sex schools. I have a teenage daughter who goes to a single sex school. It's been well documented that girls thrive in such establishments which is one of the major reasons I chose it. What's so bad about them? Taper, the Peckham Academy was a crap school before Harris took over. I hugely admired the new headmaster (now gone) and did look at the school, but rightly or wrongly, was put off by the gobbets of spit all over the place, plus the above reasons.

Since the launch of that damn film, and associated advertising, I can't get "Mamma Mia" out of my head. I hate Abba.