Peckhamgatecrasher

Annaj, I think you are extremely pretty and more importantly a caring and passionate person who does a damn difficult job. You have my thanks and praise. I too think that the NHS at critical level provides a brilliant service (although there are aspects I am sure we can all have a pop at).

Oh, I go away for five minutes... Thank you BellendenBelle for your kind defence. However, if LegalBeagle thinks a cut and paste definition from a quick Google search displays excessive erudition and then I guess he's easily overawed and nothing you say will sway him. I suggest if he craves true pedantry then he visits Dulwich Baths which at least used to provide facilities for public washing and bathing, unlike Green & Blue which to my knowledge does not have bathrooms.

chain (chn) n. 1. a. A connected, flexible series of links, ... 4. A series of closely linked or connected things... 5. A number of establishments, such as stores, theaters, or hotels, under common ownership or management. Two links = chain!

DM - that will do nothing for your waistline! Changing facilities are a modern-day invention. Nothing wrong with a lap.

One = special (but not perfect... Sean, hate to disagree with you but I thought they had an establishment in Clapham too. Sounds like a mini chain to me. Mockney, ditto (re disagreemnt), but if manageress regretted her outburst on her blog, why drag it up again in a public notice? I've had one good experience in there and two pretty poor, but no particular axe to grind BTW.

Agreed. I think onions should be equivalent to the Bible on DID. Man cannot live by brussel sprouts alone.

Wassail on the fifth, remove tree on sixth - helps with readjusting head trying not to get bitten by the damn thing.

Something mellow for all those hangovers: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=aFSU7dinG0M&feature=related

Suspect the Silver Buckle would be child-free - perhaps Alan a Dale could confirm?

Honi soit qui mal y pense.

Mockney said: "Miwwaw's always a swearword Lizzy " Pistols at dawn, ol chap? (hangovers notwithstanding)

Now Brendan, what exactly do you mean by that?

Let that be a lesson to you, young man. *wags finger*

Chav - let us know how it goes. I may well follow suit.

Shame on you Asset.

No front it. Pretend it's just the look you wanted. Maybe start a few fights ... Where did you go by the way?

May I just point out, we taught Mr Cahill everything he knows! Had the extreme pleasure of watching him remove his shirt just yards in front of where I was sitting - crass I know, but somewhat delicious.

Wash your mouth out Keef or it's pistols at dawn. You won't hear this very often from me: come on Man U.

Two wins in a row - wonders will never cease. P'raps that Jacket bloke knows what he's doing.

I don't know keef - there are some right tits in football.

Chave said: "Don't you think my dogs would scare the rats off, or would I need a cat?" A pair of cats are better at getting rats - they are a bit of a wuss on their own, rats are quite vicious when cornered. Best option would be a terrier but get one from a pup so you can acclimatise him to the chickens or they will be fair game for him.

I guess an American medium is equivalent to our extra large?

Mick or Keith?

What about something like the Mallan Streak? I have known two people where this runs in families.

Was just browsing the rescue homes for a dog and came across this - they do rescue chickens! http://www.anim-mates.org.uk/billysdogs.htm