Peckhamgatecrasher

Well a lady can sing me the blues anytime.

I'm dentist/needle phobic and attended Kings this week. The advantage is that all dentists/x-ray/extra personnel are all geared up to dealing with wimps and cowards and are brilliant so your son's experience will be positive and it might restore his faith in dentists. I have a wonderful dentist called Mina at the dentists opposite Peckham Rye Station. She is so kind and sweet and patient and I can thoroughly recommend her. The number is 020 7639 4422.

I don't have kidney beans in my kitchen - not even tinned ones which would make the experiment more interesting.

I was trying to drift back to sleep, but had to get up to listen - it's all too exciting. BTW, Pietersen is very annoying: just when you think it's safe to hate him...

Monty two wickets so far. Really should have been played in the last test.

You lay-a-beds will have missed this gem from Blowers: "Broad goes skipping off like the high hills in the Psalms." I love that man.

Out second ball! What a start.

You forgot the lettuce sandwiches, stoopid. And you wake at 3am due to withdrawal symptoms, not stimulant effect. So keep a brandy flask by your bed so you can drop off again

that's brilliant

No probs e-d - ?50 per leg.

Red wine - that well known soporific. That and lettuce sandwiches, so much more pleasant than a kidney bean.

I'd go with the GP too, but you could look up natural Dead Sea products. I've been told that Germany send patients to Israel for treatment in really severe cases but I'm sure there is a cream nearer home.

I have very mundane fears: worms/snakes; injections; flying; running out of cigarettes; and split infinitives. I'm great with spiders and zombies.

Mike Gatting, definitely porky. Well, all out pretty swiftly this morning. All over by 8am I reckon.

Eddie Hemmings Gough could be a bit podgy at times.

If you're going to slag off Millwall, at least get the words right. Not wot keef said!

Pietersen really is a full tosser. Just heard "dysect" on TMS. Am off to shoot myself.

Insomnia has some advantages. Anyone else not particularly enthralled by this series? I just can't get in the mood, though it sounds as though the paying public are having a rather good party. "It's hot, a cloudless sky, hazy blue ..." What a contrast to the foggy, foggy dew outside.

Shouldn't be that hard to announce it - Kings College Hospital managed it over a far larger building(s). Upto the individual then whether they observe it.

Payback for Cock Robin.

Of course George Graham counts. He's managed one of the finest teams [in South London].

B side is best: What's behind the Green Man?

Not too soon to think of which local celebrity turns on the East Dulwich lights, surely?

Love the Reacher books - couldn't imagine anyone less like Tom Cruise playing the part. I'm a sucker for Sainsbury's points, I don't think I'd be able to disappear.

I think Asset was being ironic. Look at the etymology of the word.