East Dulwich Angst

FAO Mr McClaren http://www.businesslink.gov.uk/Taxes_and_Returns_images/p45.gif

Keeping the theme going for tonight Three Lions Come on Ingerland

Arsenal 2 Wigan 0 Birmingham 0 Portsmouth 2 Bolton 0 Man Utd 3 Derby 0 Chelsea 4 Everton 2 Sunderland 1 Man City 2 Reading 0 Middlesbrough 1 Aston Villa 2 Newcastle 2 Liverpool 2 Fulham 1 Blackburn 2 West Ham 1 Tottenham 1

Curious boy walks up to his dad and asks him what the difference is between 'theoretically' and 'realistically'. His dad thinks for a minute then instructs his son to ask his mom if she'd sleep with the milkman for ?500,000. The son asks his mom and, after thinking for a moment, she admits she would. After hearing this, the father nods and instructs his son to ask his sister if she'd sleep with the postman for ?500,000. The son asks his sister and, after thinking for a moment, she admits she would. After hearing this, the father says, "There you have it son. 'Theoretically', we're sitting on a cool ?1,000,000 but 'Realistically' we're living with two slappers!"

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is ?280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a ?280,000 mortgage & no bike.

I'm pretty sure I've seen it moving around amongst the leaves & fauxliage

I'm not sure if everyone here is friend or faux

usED to be

I hope not as they are quite an endangered species http://www.sausages.co.uk/haggis.gif

I'm pretty sure that faux is the French word for fake!!

Your quite right Rolo, it can't be that high. Surely no more than 95% ;-)

I have to agree with Sean

I went to the butchers the other day & I asked "Do you have a pigs head?" "Yes" he said, "Well give me two lamb chops, porky pig face!"

Here's a few more that make me smile!!

Here's a few that make me giggle, so in that respect they're kind of faves!! I've got a few more if any one's interested

I've been lookin' for a driver who is qualified So if you think that you're the one step into my ride

Here in my car, I feel safest of all, I can lock all my doors, It's the only way to live In cars

When the residents do their shopping at the Co-op....... ......in Tuscany.

It was closed in 1947 after war damage.

I believe the reason for the amount of times he was shot, is so that the target doesn't get the chance to detonate his explosives.

Here are some pics I found of Dulwich fire station & crew at Dulwich Fire Station on Lordship lane where the telephone exchange now stands.

At the junction with Tintagel Crescent, and the flats are for hospital workers.

Here's a really cool picture of Lordship Lane station. The road you see on the left is Sydenham Hill http://www.ideal-homes.org.uk/images/southwark/dulwich/lordship-lane-station-00635-640.jpg