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East Dulwich Angst

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  1. It sure was and was run by michelin star cheff Nico Ladenis
  2. This might be an over simplistic view but I think it would be nice to have a good ballance of chains & independants which I feel we've got at the mo.
  3. I think I've only had around 2 colds in the last 10 years, if not longer. I'm not complaining though. I wonder if it has anything to do with the amount of lemons I consume?
  4. Yes good luck to ya CWALD and remember, as Irish author & dramatist Brendan Behan said "There is no such thing as bad publicity"
  5. Just to say a Happy St. Andrew's day
  6. Spammed again!!
  7. Three tortoises, Mick, Alan and Les, decide to go on a picnic. So Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is the picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to get there. When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer. "OK Les Give me the bottle opener." "I didn't bring it," says Les. "I thought you packed it." Mick gets worried, He turns to Alan, "Did you bring the bottle opener??" Naturally Alan didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from Home without a bottle opener. Mick and Alan beg Les to go back for It, but he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches. After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise Lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees. So Les sets off down the road at a steady pace. Twenty days pass and he still isn't back and Mick and Alan are starving, but a promise is a promise. Another five days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise. Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a Sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat it, Les pops up from behind a rock and shouts........ "I KNEW IT!......I'M NOT F..KING GOING!"
  8. Anyone tried your own personal internet radio station called Pandora. All you do is type in your fav artist, song or genre & it plays away. If you don't like the musical route its going down you give it the thumbs down, so it learns what you like. You can even create different stations (playlists) & mix them together. It's really for Americans so you only get a trial, but if you like it you can just put in an American zip code like 90210. I've been using it for a long long time now & its brilliant.
  9. She did! It was her! He! He. Him. Him. Him. Him. Him. Him.
  10. Some of the films I've seen this year and really enjoyed Apocalypto [enjoyed the most] The Departed The Illusionist Hot Fuzz The Last King of Scotland Blood Diamond Match Point The Prestige Scoop
  11. Not sure but there was a song about her in 2002 (I think) that was quite a big hit.. Any takers?
  12. Another show I'm in to and I can highly recommend is Weeds For those who havn't seen it ..... Weeds funny clip
  13. Thanks for the warning Sean & Mockney resisted reading that blog (well don't want to ruin it now do I), AND then....................... "Damn you,........ damn you all" Still Randy is so funny & some good eye candy in Joy & Catalina :))
  14. Do your worst Sean I'm well up to date......... B) ........ But I could spoil it for you (6) >:D< But seriously I think you'll like the end of series 1, & you'll love series 2 (the 1st 10 episodes are really cool)
  15. Yes Heroes is a great watch, [(and keeping with the title of the thread), all those enjoing it will be pleased to know that the 2nd series is just as good!] I don't know if anyone has caught a series called Dexter (shown on the FX channel) The series follows an incredibly likeable blood splutter forensics expert for the Miami Metro Police Department, (Michael Hall, the gay undertaker from 6 feet under) who moonlights as a serial killer with a penchant for inflicting his own unusual brand of justice ? he kills people who truly deserve it. People also raise their eye brow at me when I tell them I relly like Desperate Housewives, I just find it sooo funny. You can add My Name Is Earl to my list along with Scrubs
  16. He certainly does >:D<
  17. I love Showaddywaddy & my uncle used to make their suits, (actually only made the pockets & lining)
  18. Oooh I'm mistaken, I'm pretty sure it was the Chi Lites @ Catford Town Hall in 1980. Brings a smile to my face as I think of it, cause at the end of the concert I managed to pull Eugene Record's shoe off. I did throw it back to him in the end. :))
  19. Earth, Wind & Fire (1982 I think), wicked, wicked, wicked. Amazing lasers, pyramids & show. And a memorable showdown between Philip Bailey & a saxaphone >:D
  20. A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. "Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry....we can't hire you." "But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!" "Really? Great! Show me!" So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking. "Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over, the country!" "Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!" "Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?" "Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?"
  21. A panda walks into a caf?. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons. "Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. "Well, I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up." The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats , shoots and leaves."
  22. To progress in the JPT & the FA cup would have been nice but are just needless distractions imho (in my humble opinion). The main & only objection this season should be... 1. Being the 1st club not to get relegated, after being deducted 15 pts (I reckon done) 2. (I said only because that should have been hard enough) Now Trying to get promotion. So I'm not really bothered that we're out of the cups!! ;-) As for the next manager of England, my 1st choice would be Harry Redknapp (who I think is one of the most underrated managers in the game at the mo) closely followed by O'Neil or Mourinho. It's obvious we need someone that can actually motivate a selection of good & average players!!!!! While I'm on a rant I can't believe that once our front two were out injured (Owen & Rooney), the front three that finished the game are not even first choice for their clubs.
  23. A beer before it starts .. A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's going To start." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts." "That's it!" She blows her top, "You bustard! You waltz in here, flop your fat arse down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realise that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?" The husband sighed. "Oh dear, it's started."
  24. A man goes to the zoo. When he gets there, there is only a dog. It was a shitzu
  25. Rafa Benitez flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play football and is so impressed he signs him there and then. Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Chelsea with only 20 minutes left. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes. The lad is a sensation, scores five goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media loves the new star. When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football. "Hello Mum, guess what?" he says. "I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored five and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me." 'Wonderful,' says his Mum, 'Let me tell you about my day..... Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were ambushed, gang raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters, all while you were having such a great time.' The young lad is very upset, "What can I say Mum, but I'm sorry.' "Sorry? Sorry?" says his Mum. "It's your bloody fault we moved to Liverpool in the first place!"
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