Narnia

I might dispute the Empire bit if I were fussy.

Scones too, Woof?

Woof, how can a dog of such refined taste not have soda bread in his* larder? *may be a false assumption and you are a bitch

Splishidy splash,why is water always so wet? - Noddy

I had to smile reading news that Gary Cook, speaking of Man City's future world domination was recorded in a pub in New York called The Mad Hatter. Maybe he meant Luton......just as likely!

(tu):)-D;-)brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I just thought you didn't get the joke. If you did > then sorry for not realising! Nice to see you > using smileys though! ;-)

Dear Admin how 'private' are private messages? Declan

Ladymuck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Declan Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Really, shouldn't you be calling for a > > clampdown on local snoopers. Unless you're a > > little bit jealous of course. > > Erm...I presume your tongue is firmly in your > cheek? It sounded to me as though HAL9000 was > joking. Yes......I know Hal was joking too. *sighs and wonders if he is too obscure*

brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think Roll was joking, Declan. Perhaps he should > have added a smiley to make it more clear for you > :)) Eh? What made you think I didn't know he was joking Brum?::o

I've only read the subject matter. Is this a Winter Olympic sport?

So long as it's taxed and has a current MOT what's the problem. Regarding the handbrake, I assume you never had one whilst driving?

I always wondered what the point was as the comments are rarely if ever funny. As for smileys, I wish they were banned.

HAL9000 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is there an amnesty on public blowjobs this week, > or something? > > Where's the local "report them to the police" > crowd when you need them? Shouldn't a car be considered private property (so long as it's parked legally) and thus any actions that take place therein be no one else's business Hal? Really, shouldn't you be calling for a clampdown on local snoopers. Unless you're a little bit jealous of course.

You may laugh at him but you will miss him when he is gone.

Terry T........it's you!

The infantile tribalism in football makes me sick. I'm all for debating the merits or otherwise of players/teams in football but if I've descended into that which I dislike about football fans it's because in some cases it's the only language understood.I've followed MU since the sixties but I've no problem saying that I think Arsenal play the best football in this country currently. However the my Dad is bigger than your Dad thing is not for me.It baffles me as much as the chanting at matches that so and so is a masturbator, when most of the folk chanting it are likely to be masturbators too! And that hand sign..........what's that all about? You do it too (statistically speaking).Wan*ers.There......I'm a lost cause.....

matthew123 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I thought Declan was a Rugby man - who do you > support Declan in football? I support Man U, Matthew. I also love rugby. One doesn't exclude the other. However there tends to be more idiots involved in football than rugby IMO.

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'd say deserved, but I'd also say a couple on > here will be doing Ronaldo winks to each other. And are you referring to me Keef?

Is there not a fear that if France was to implement a law such as this that some women would be more repressed than they currently are and would never go out in public due to instructions given to them by their husbands/religious leaders? How do they get through security at airports wearing this garb?

I didn't see that coming!

Just to let the sort of interested types know that Munster v Northampton is on tonight which should be worth watching.There is a possibility no English club will qualify for the q/finals. The Saints have to win tonight.

Atila Reincarnate Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Declan Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > ........leathcheann > > > If you're going to call me names, use English. I > could resort to calling you all sorts of names in > Turkish but I'll stick with English so all and > sundry can understand. Is moron ok with you? More sun-dried in your case. Not much substance..........gerizekali

Atila Reincarnate Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ironic or what, Wenger has oft been accused of not > seeing incidents, today old purple nose said he > didn't see the one fingered salute given by the > eldest Chuckle brother to Tevez during the game > earlier in the week when questioned by a > journalist during his press conference this > morning . It must be catching! There is no comparison between the two. How many managers watch their subs warm up? If you're implying Ferguson lied then I would say you have no case. By the way how can anyone 'be accused of not seeing' something? Judge: Mr.Wenger, on the 5th April at Al Qaeda stadium, you have been accused of not seeing one of your players break an opponents leg.How do you plead? Wenger: Guilty your honour. Judge: Take him away.........

Atila Reincarnate Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Declan Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Your attitude sucks..........not said to anyone > in > > particular apart from those who recognise it in > > themselves. Probably wont though. > > > Hey Sandpit, I do believe Declan is trying to > address you but hasn't got the balls to come out > and say it directly. I'd have a word with him if I > were you. To clarify matters I was not addressing anything to Sandperson........leathcheann

So long as a person who comes to live here abides by the laws of the land, there is no reason for them to have to conform to the ways of the locals. In a lot of countries the current locals were one time invaders if you go back far enough.