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I haven't looked at my team yet David.I took the lucky dip selection and will be making wholesale changes before Saturday once I've examined the actual selections!

Don't you mean processed it HAL?

Admin what you have written regarding my link is not strictly true. However it really is not worth our wasting time on the subject. Hope the bum pain goes away!

I'm not sure O'Gara would have been selected if it weren't for Sexton getting injured. He will have to play/kick very well to keep his place for the next match.

Is anyone going to own up to being 'Arthur Dent'?

When had had a link taken away by Admin I was told the others paid for theirs. I'm confused.

Will I ever get another job? Fairly high up there with flirting with Depeche Mode.

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Friend at work who knows his rugby pretty well has > tipped England this year. He wouldn't be English by any chance Mick?

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant... So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This is from the gentleman who is seated over there,' and indicated the sender with a nod of his head. She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman The note read: 'For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and '7' inches in your pants'. After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady. It read: Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be: I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen and Miami , and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches.. Just send the wine back.... Tiger

"It was great and if we can do that again, why not? It's better than not doing it again." Brian O'Driscoll on the chances of Ireland retaining their Six Nations crown. I like this quote!

The South London Press..........the worst paper in the world?

All of that..........at once? Phew.

I suspect they can but choose not to........but it's only a suspicion. We need a survey. Ladies, please oblige.

I think I may have shot myself in the foot with this thread by introducing Dave Allen to the masses. There hasn't been a post since and rumour has it that HAL9000 has not been able to compute it and has burst a bloodvessel or whatever it is computers do!

Townleygreen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Wales will win the title this year, though not the > Triple Crown (I fear). I suspect you may be referring to a trip to Dublin with that last comment.So you are looking at 3 home wins and beating England. Am I right?

I wouldn't be surprised to see maybe 3 teams end up with 3 wins and two defeats. Ireland has two difficult away matches and often get slaughtered in France. Will their front row hold up particularly after what's bound to be a bruising encounter with the Italians. France can be slow starters and never much liked going to Scotland when Scotland had a half decent team.But they are prone to weird selections so who knows. It was 1-1 v the AB's in the Summer. I've a funny idea England v Wales will be a draw. Rarely happens but who knows.

I've done some research. It was LM as suggested above. He got a lot of sympathy because of the used condoms he kept finding in his garden........before the thread was exposed as being fake. Why am I saying this? Is it pertinent?

Roll Deep Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "I remember when there was a thread about the > Russian Mafia, prostitutes and used condoms in > East Dulwich. Can anyone remember who started the > thread?" > > Lewishamman, so I'm told. I seem to remember that the 'role' if it was one, was played by an 'old character' who could see the going on's from his window.

I remember when there was a thread about the Russian Mafia, prostitutes and used condoms in East Dulwich. Can anyone remember who started the thread?

You're in Mick

A Jelly Bean walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie. After a few beers the Smartie says "Ere, a bunch of us are heading to that new club, fancy tagging along?" The Jelly Bean says "No mate, I'm a soft centre, I always end up getting my head kicked in." So Smartie says "Don't worry about it, I'm a bit of a hard case, I'll look after you." Jelly Bean thinks about it for a minute and says "Fair enough, as long as you'll look after me", and off they go. After a few more beers in the club, three Lockets walk in. As soon as he sees them, Smartie hides under the table. The Lockets take one look at Jelly Bean and start kicking the jelly shit out of him, breaking bottles over his little jelly head, lamping him with little sugary chairs, and generally having a laugh. After a while they get bored and walk out. Jelly Bean pulls his battered Jelly Bean body over to the table and wipes his Jelly Bean blood up and turns to Smartie and says "I thought you were going to look after me." I was!" says Smartie, "But those Lockets are f**king menthol".

Sad to hear that a Gravesend player lost the sight in one of his eyes as a result of a gouging incident in a match versus Maidstone. I think the time has come for criminal proceeding to be taken against anyone found guilty of this offence and a lifetime ban from playing rugby. On another note I was surprised to see a law being used for the first time in a recent HC match where the TMO was called to adjudicate on if a conversion actually went between the posts. The ball went so high and so close to one post the touch judges didn't know. Seems the TMO can be consulted on anything that happens in the in goal area. Another interesting point was the Ospreys having a 16th man on the field v Leicester. Regardless of the players influence the ref neglected to give a penalty to Leicester which is the rule.Not that I knew it at the time. Things I'd like to get rid of as the 6 nations approaches: The crooked put in and the number of forward passes that go undetected.

So who is the Hitch hiker?

Fantasy League Chaps the PIN No. is 6389. The Irish Times are getting mean this year. You only get 5 free transfers once the games begin. You can make as many as you want prior to then. The IT then charges you for additional transfers. I for one won't be using that facility. I guess this means you need to be very selective with your initial selection! Hope a few of you join in. It's certainly low maintenence.