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steveo

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  1. We have the same every year: Braised beef and mushrooms in Guinness with garlic bread top. I can smell it right now.
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    Butcher news

    I do, he does
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    Butcher news

    His name is Craig and I've just bought so much stuff from him I had to go and get the car
  4. Where was you?
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    random stuff

    Unless I filled it in wrong I drink 106 times the national average
  6. BBC reporters who ask grieving Pakistanis, 'What are your feelings about the massacre?' (paraphrase) then describe the blood on the floor. I could never have imagined it all on my own
  7. AS a side issue, I once blundered on to an NHS cost of drugs web page and was astonished to find that some skin cream I occasionally use costs the NHS ?86 a pop. I imagine interferon is a good deal more. If we were made aware of these costs at some point in the process there might be a lot less wastage
  8. There's not much point restoring the death penalty when the bastids blow themselves apart after the dirty deed. It does make you wonder where the army was. In Homeland last week one of the characetrs said 'Just like the Pakistani army, a day late...'
  9. miga Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If you're asking how to increase GP capacity, I > think more surgeries should do it. 'If you build it they will come'
  10. People who need ski poles to walk up Lordship Lane It is also funny
  11. It's a conclusion but it's not logical
  12. I've wondered of late if there isn't a tacit agreement among surgeries to make getting appointments increasingly difficult so that people give up and go away. If there is, I kind of approve
  13. Erhun Oztumer scores the winner at Peterborough 'a brilliant free-kick.'
  14. There's your answer
  15. The water company came to sort out a leak in the front garden and to locate it they used dowsing rods. Y'know two bent coat hangers. I swear. They were spot on and I now believe in dowsing
  16. With a bit of light bumping you could get the top four threads Quids
  17. It might be bollocks but I do just wish I could be that erudite that fast. I can only do the witty riposte three days after the event Anyway, he terrifies American TV presenters and that's a very good thing
  18. Two words: McGonagall
  19. I heard that a lot of people apply to be on these programmes because they want the chance to come to that London and stay in a hotel. Travelodge
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  21. The expression 'bad boys' when describing two sausages or maybe prunes
  22. Mr. Rao is a jolly nice chap and his cheese is very cheesy. I've never witnessed poor hygiene in there and probably the long queues of customers that will be thronging his shop between now and Christmas haven't either
  23. I once went to a fight and an ice hockey game broke out. The Washington Redskins (NFL) are contemplating changing their name. Streatham Native Americans anyone?
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