ImpetuousVrouw

That is very funny! Made me laugh in my guinness!

Well that lasted long innit? So when is the next New Era?

I'll have them for my second compost heap.

Hmmm, well you will never know!

I was thinking of giving them a go cos I have lost weight in the past with hypnotherapy, but after about 6 weeks went back to stuffing biscuits and cake down my gob. If I had a hypnotherapy CD tho, I imagined that when I get the cravings again, I could just top up the hypno bit and stay clear of bad stuff. But before I part with my hard earned, I wanted to know if anyone has tried his CDs and what they thought of them?

Lol, ok, I'll cycle past your house later if yuo like!

Do the rich family get to keep one of the poor ones as a pet?

You lot must be hooking up with the wrong people then, cos I've had loads of sessions as good as my fantasies, and my fantasies are fairly wild! Saying that though, I've had my fair share of crap too!

Ladymuck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ImpetuousVrouw Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I think a few cyclists' fat, sweaty arses on > your > > face should do the trick. > > I've never seen a fat cyclist. I'm a fat cyclist!

I think a few cyclists' fat, sweaty arses on your face should do the trick.

I don't care what all you naysayers say - I loved it!!

I want a quad bike - I didn't know you could ride them on the roads legally. I love quad biking, it's the most fun you can have with your clothes on!

There are a lot of sh!t car/van/bus drivers out there and plenty of dozy pedestrians.

Thanks for the condescending advice. I've been cycling in London for 25 years and did a stint as a cycle courier years ago.

In regards the 2 abreast thing, it is legal: Rule 66 You should * never ride more than two abreast, and ride in single file on narrow or busy roads and when riding round bends Also going through the traffic doesn't cause any problems to other vehicles, it just pisses off drivers because you are stuck in traffic. You cause the congestion, it's not our faut that you can't move forward but we can.

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > gLadymuck Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Want to be in my Click? > > > > It Would be a Pleasure > > > > > > > > I will require you to send me all of yours at > the > > end of each week > > > > I'm a Cadillac > > Name: Alice > > Known as: Midnight Lady > > Address: Angel Of Eighth Avenue, Downtown, (At > The > > Crossroads), Cleveland Rocks, All The Way > From > > Memphis > > Love: Trudi's Song > > Don't Like: Violence > > Born: Late '58 > > Mother's Maiden Name: Waterlow > > Favourite Period: The Golden Age Of Rock 'n' > Roll > > Favourite Food: American Pie > > Favourite Place: Half Moon Bay > > Favourite Song: Ballad Of Mott > > > > > > As for you, I hope you You Are One Of Us and > not > > Like A Rolling Stone. Also I don't want no man > > from the Wrong Side Of The River or Death May > Be > > Your Santa Claus. You got that Honaloochie > > Boogie? Damn Lounge Lizard. > > LadyMuck is of course First Lady of the click. > Should the click involve itself in local politics > and The Glorious Leader (didn't I mention that?) > achieve high office, then she shall of course be > the Lady Mayoress. > Should things progess further and national > political power beckons, then then the one who > started the click (The Glorious Leader, just to > remind you) will rename the Home Secretary's post > as LadyMuckIronFist. > I'll be equipping her with a lightweight suit of > armour and a laser cannon. > I can't wait for the first cabinet meeting, > that'll shit the rest of them bastards right up. You're a right bloody tart, I thought that was my position!

Interesting link: Had to cut and paste this bit: Do low emission cars have less right to be on the road? Owners of those cars which emit the lowest amount of pollutants pay zilch for their ?road tax?. Those motorists who think ?road tax? still exists must be awfully confused by cars which pay ?0 VED. Here?s a class of car which looks like any other class of car but which doesn?t ?pay for the roads.? How many motorists think Band A cars are freeloaders and should be banned from the roads they, apparently, don?t pay for? Probably none. Yet how many think cyclists are tax-dodgers, using roads paid for by motorists? Probably a lot. This is why the term ?road tax? is so abhorrent. It?s used by such organisations as the AA when they know full well it?s Vehicle Excise Duty. But ?road tax? is the the commonly used term, they might argue. Yet there are lots of words and phrases that were commonly used in their day, but which grate on modern ears. There?s no need to use a term which is 74-years past its sell-by date when there?s a perfectly acceptable, readily understood alternative: car tax. VED is a technical term, used mostly by those-in-the-know ? such as HM Treasury and, er, the Association of British Drivers. Car tax is in common use: it?s how the Post Office describes the tax. So as cyclists already pay tax for the roads and do not emit CO2, they should not be forced to pay Vehicle Excise Duty.

Nothing wrong with having an England Flag up for tribal stuff like football. The far right shouldn't be allowed a monopoly on it.

Ta very much!

I would like there to be equal emphasis on other road users sticking to the rules, such as not using mobile phones whilst driving, not sitting in the junction box if there is no clear exit and getting ready to stop when the lights are turning red not speeding up. Also no stopping on red routes or parking far from the kerb. No u-turns at junctions with no u-turn signs etc. I have had near misses because of all of the above and the consequences to me for cars/buses/vans/trucks failing to comply would be far worse than a cyclist could possibly cause for any infringements of the rules they might make.

Pedestrians who step into the road in front of you when you are cycling are a big hazard.

Reporter? Undercover old bill? Hungry?

The queue is William Rose-esque!

Cyclists are not blocking traffic, they are traffic. I get pissed off with selfish car drivers.

End of the month I'm always poor.