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ImpetuousVrouw

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  1. Fixed penalty fine for cars and vans for sitting or parking in the cycle box at lights or cycle lanes.
  2. Well you clearly don't have ovaries!
  3. Great idea, but think speedballs may be more productive.
  4. On the implant - not much help tho.
  5. Mine is piles and some grey pubic hairs.
  6. I get swollen tits and really crappy skin before my mentrual period and my homicidal/suicidal PMS moodswings are lasting for over a week nowadays. I'm totally fu(ked off with it. Apart from a total hysterectomy or waiting for the menopause, does anyone have any helpful comments or observations?
  7. Ok, if it's lively threads and controversy you want, then it's IV to the rescue.
  8. Lol, no there aren't, there are lots of truths in that!
  9. I'm in love with the self-destructive Luther character. The rest are all a bit 2 dimentional though.
  10. Dear Silverfox, I am poor in comparison to rich people and would like to find a rich old man to marry, so that when he kicks it I'll be rich in comparison to poor people. Do you know any suitable candidates?
  11. ...or bicycle clips if they are green leaning?
  12. Do they throw their car keys in a bowl and get down and dirty then? I'll have to pencil in in my diary.
  13. Episodes 2 & 3 are much better, honest. It's getting warmed up now.
  14. Is there anywhere nearby that holds swinging nights?
  15. I remember a client called Happy Pratt a few years back.
  16. This is scary but very funny! Cameron looks like some kind of demon in the gourd pic. I need to go to my safe place inside my head after all that disburbing stuff!
  17. Thanks, the park guys spotted him and called me so he's back home now.
  18. He has been found now, sorry about the panic (mine, not yours!)
  19. I'd like to rent a reliable, well proportioned dong for about an hour or two a week.
  20. I thought he was funny in the UFO thing. A bit thick, but funny still.
  21. Simple solution, ban cars in cities.
  22. I beg to differ, it was the dogs bollox.
  23. http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksp03vRh561qz7m5io1_500.jpg Yum Yum!!
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