TheArtfulDogger

James Any idea on when the development of the old police station at crystal palace road / upland road will complete It started in Feb 2015 and still has hoarding blocking the pavement on upland road causing issues for the shops and residents on upland road. Got to say it has been the slowest development I have ever seen and hopefully if / when the east Dulwich hotel site is granted lessons will be learnt by the council concerning the management of a site like this (although Bob hope and no come to mind)

Strange post title but I often wake up after dreaming where a song is playing in the background of the dream, this morning it was Duran Duran's ordinary world. It's not caused by music being played in the real world (clock radio going off for example) I then can't get the song out of my head for ages. Am I alone with this or do other people dream in song ?

Oh er misses I wouldn't mind getting into kylies box at Christmas !

It's been around for a while, normally from India and the best response is I changed service provider last week as they kept on having problems with my router ... They then are stuffed as they have claimed they are calling from bt, virgin.... And as such can't back track to say they are from your new (made up ) provider

Bob, I'm mightily confused, if fireworks aren't for display only, what else can they be used for ?

Would love to do this but it would block the entrance to my survivalist bunker full of pot noodles(1) and guns(2) The end of days is almost upon us(3), mark my words brothers and sisters and when it comes no toilet is going to flush away my chance of surviving. Notes: 1. Tesco's allowing 2. Supplied by toys and guns r us 3. Caused by trump winning the presidential election

I love politicians You didn't vote they way we wanted last time and we have a thin excuses to hold another vote and this time we want you to vote they way we want or we do it again and again.... I seem to remember the cry of "it's a once in a generation opportunity" , do Scottish children grow up that quickly I wonder ?

teddyboy23 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > For RPC I could but not in the same cavity Man, you must have big nostrils!

Delainie This made me giggle, are you planning on speeding or have you been speeding, hence the question?

Otta Try swapping the jam for extra hot lime pickle Delicious

Saw this on the BBC website today, is this the start of pot noodle panic buying ? Will university towns run dry first, leading to an academic crisis ? All very worrying http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-37639518

Is it unreasonable to expect s full refund under the sale of goods act claiming the goods were not fit for purpose as my euromillions lottery ticket didn't win the ?149 million prize last night ? Or am I just a sore loser ?

charliebubs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > pato Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > ...I m therefore confused ... > > I think You got me confused with another > man.... > > > > I have!!! Apologies. I've just checked & the > person I was thinking of is 'Paco' - not you. > Sorry!! > > :) Obviously made a memorable impression then

Nope, I have the same disgusting habits eating in or out... Especially wiping up all that lovely gravy with a piece of bread and be damned if it is in the middle of the Ritz or not !

Bob Buzzard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > No I pay by the week - everything was stripped > back bare, so I guess there's quite a lot to do. Everything stripped back bare, oh dear I suspect that includes Mrs buzzard who is helping hold your builders tool and making sure that he is well looked after and provided with every opportunity to sort out the plumbing whilst you are out at work ... This could explain your sudden need to get in with the school run mums in your cords as obviously Mrs buzzard is clearly focused on other things like the crack your builder is filling for her Wake up man and smell the gypsum !

Asks alexa for best method for committing suicide after realising modern technology is scary Alexa offers magma as a solution (less painful than biting dolls) Blind Winged Angel comes to rescue Duran Duran plays his orgasmatron in the background Oh hang on realised I asked Alexa for science fiction not for suicide ... Bad pronouncation !

The NHS really doesn't have a leg to stand on with this policy however it is as pointed out earlier down to the sterilisation costs and risk if cross infection (mrsa and its cousins ) that has seen the introduction of this insane policy The princess Royal in Kent has a similar policy and there are rooms full of crutches and Zimmer frames ready to be disposed off as a result Sheer madness

Bob Buzzard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The jeans worked! The yummy mummies have invited > me to their book group ..... Shall I bring > some wine as well? Do they do anything else at > book groups? I think maybe you are hoping for some of this hot suburban action ...http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?20,1735706

uncleglen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Just make sure you wear a tweed jacket with > leather elbow patches... And don't forget your pipe and the inane ability to talk randomly about nuclear fission being the saviour of humanity and solving the global energy crisis ... Get a grip Bob and don't be dictated to by the chain stores, be your own man just like your mother was 😳

I think just by needing to ask the question, it shows how uncool they are unless they are farmer Giles style dungarees

This sounds very dodgy, a bit like car keys in a bowl in the 80s However a god idea as I seem to end up with mismatched Tupperware too... No idea how it happens though

People stopping me buying pegs http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?5,1735305

I read the story about kimmy getting robbed this weekend in Paris and whilst the whole thing sounded frightening and I feel sorry for her getting robbed like that, I was shocked that anyone feels the need to travel with that much jewellery like its normal. I mean yes my diamond dog collar is worth all of ?10 quid from poundland but who on earth needs that much (or can afford that much) Guess I need to give up lounging on the sofa and become a reality tv star now 😳

Jez grok Who could you mean ?

Tv chefs who go on tour, discover a fabulous previously undiscovered chef in some country or the other and rather than showing that chef cooking so we can learn from them, the tv chef insists on cooking something mediocre for the said chef... Grrrrr the tv chefs have a whole program about them but I want to see more by the undiscovered chef