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KalamityKel

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  1. Erm... was the message sent via WAP? On the odd occassion I've accidentally sent the same message nearly 100 times when WAP has been trying and trying and trying to connect and send the data... Just a thought :)
  2. Whilst at the garden party my colleague was trying to convince me she had just seen princess margaret... hmmm
  3. And spiders called spec eh?
  4. Wolf* you are not a demonic 5yr so cut that kind of behaviour out!
  5. that's just wrong you mean and evil person wolf*! (6) WRONG!!!! (to the pouring water over the poor little feline) Have you thought perhaps the creature does not wish to have you bothering him? sheesh!
  6. Have you tried the whole starring her down?
  7. Was bloomin' cold yesterday weren't it!
  8. JBARBER Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hi EDmummy, > Every month I spend a long day knocking on East > Dulwich doors with my ward colleagues. Simple > maths says with 5,200 doors at rate of 30 doors an > hour it takes sometime for us to knock on every > door. Equally we find about 15% of homes have > people in when we call. How do you figure the maths on that? 85% of residents are out when you call? how does that equate to 30 doors an hour? If such a high percentage of residents are not in when you knock have you considered knocking at a time when people are likely to be? Why must councillors always present things in figures? come on like we're interested in that kind of waffle! We much prefer things to actually BE done... Can't say I've had yourself OR one of your "colleagues" knocking on my door in the last few months unless you've knocked on the possible 10% chance that someone was not in.
  9. Tone... I couldn't possibly say. U know wot wiv all the hush hush work I do... ;-)
  10. That'll certainly teach ya for bugging a poor bird (the type that flies, eats worms/bugs and lays eggs) Shame on u wolf*! MM I've learnt from an early age to live the life you've got as it is certainly too short. When u lose someone close to your own age it does indeed wake ya up a little.
  11. Sorry for sticking a completely unhelpful and not quite topical (or is it) post but... this is thread is probably one of the best threads going for entertainment value. B) Can you help? erm...
  12. My point to the link was to highlight what an academy is as it is quite clear there is a strong misunderstanding as to what is expected from such an establishment. I was not aware that only academies were all that was available in the area... surely there are other places no?
  13. Are rich people clever? *chuckles*
  14. I'm quite curious of these "on your doorstep" secondary schools catering only for "deprived" children? where are they? No really which ones are you referring to?
  15. There's one season to go first! winter indeed!
  16. Am I the only one who doesn't understand what bikes on cycles are?
  17. For those who may be interested... (click the blue writing)
  18. Wolf* lets face it it is all about you really aint it ;-)
  19. Now now no need for comments like that. Tis not my fault brain and fingers often don't agree with each other!
  20. Plenty of blackberries still to be had in the woods... apparently they taste quite nice. Mind the spiders tho, they don't taste that good...
  21. nonsense (nearly put rude word) :-$
  22. KalamityKel

    a joke

    Confucius Says: *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in Front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind Car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one Chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch butt Should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many Prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not Determine who is right, war determine who is Left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put Husband in doghouse soon find him in Cathouse. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who drive like Hell, bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who live in Glass house should change clothes in Basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fish in Other man's well often catch crabs. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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