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KalamityKel

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  1. Down at the bottom of the garden, Among the birds and the bees, A little lot of little people, They call the Poddington Peas. There's Creepy, Black Eye Pea and Dumpy. Keep it a secret now please. There's Zippy, Happy and there's Sweepy. And all the Poddington Peas! The Poddington Peas! for the love of god!!!!!
  2. :-$ Actually it was LuvPeckham the cheeky bugger! ;-)
  3. "Cum and flow like a river" "best butt in the west" "your new power is not far off" "breathe a new life into your love organ" OMG!!!!! ::O
  4. awwww! Tis nice to see a bit of friendliness on the forum these days! :))
  5. Hmmm I'm quite clearly thinking of the unhelpful "assistants" late in the evening/early morning. Tis all very disappointing to pop into a shop when u have the late night munchies and theres just NOTHING to be had :(
  6. the "pleasant assistant"??? Which one would that be?
  7. Only if you walk me back to mine afterwards SeanMac :p There's really no point being scared this or that may or may not happen to you. Just live your life. I'm not in any way suggesting the problem should be ignored. My own personal ideas I shall refrain from sharing until I find a loophole around the "law" ;-)
  8. lol I'm sure KB had intended a bit of innuendo there as well and I'm sure you will be whole heartedly forgiven ;-) hehe
  9. *comes by wiv a bucket and shovel to clean up nelly's bits* "ah the life of the circus!"
  10. KalamityKel

    a joke

    ::o Jah!!!! *tries to control giggles*
  11. *stumbles in trying to figure out what that delightful rum type smell is* *falls over own feet* *decides to stay on the floor where it's much safer* *discovers the delightful rum type smell is her* Not bad stuff this is *swings bottle* and I aint even left work yet! ::) :)-D
  12. Kels that's hardly a fair point... many regular restuarant goers drink more than their fair share AND still drive home. Surely there's already too many restuarant and wine bars as opposed to pubs. *sighs*
  13. Hehe you guys are wonderful!
  14. About _____________ this far? ;-)
  15. Mockers I wasn't speaking generally... I was purely meaning the school in question :p
  16. Wot exactly is the problem here? Are parents being MADE to send their kids to this school? Is anything being forced on ppl outside the school? Yes you may not agree wiv it's teachings but it doesn't effect you unless you already have ur child at the school or intend on sending them there. Maybe I, as young person who is yet to experience parenthood, should tell you (those expressing their views strongly against this school) how to bring your children up while we're here. I personally have no support for such a place but I respect the concept of each to their own. There are many other more important things to express ones opinions on in the world... And as KB has already pointed out this school isn't a new "creation" (sorry for the pun!) edited coz me brain works quicker than me fingers*
  17. I made a great totally random friend on the bus this one time... we discussed in great the whole Harry Potter series (him using the excuse that his 3yr old was a big fan).. There was another time in a pub, whilst w8ing for the arrival of me m8, I had a wonderful debate about the price of bread... AND THEN there was this time when some other random person on the bus (whom I believe to b a local and regular visitor to the Vale) who decided to tell me all about the state of his teeth... AND THEN... I could go on :|
  18. Kool...No
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