dulwichmum

Mr Mockney darling, I find articulate men incredibly attractive *swoon*...(fully clothed and remaining faithful to very busy high powered husband)

I LOVE Twitter. It's my thang...

*laughs socks off*...

I WILL NEVER, EVER, EVER ADMIT TO THIS AGAIN... I bought a pair last summer, and they are just flip flops like any other pair. They do nothing. They certainly do not work. A Slendertone belt however, does work ;-)

BBW - you may or may not have realised this by now, but I do not appreciate you designing situations for DM to fit into. Despite your previous obscene insinuations, my character is not promiscuous - that is in your head. Dulwichmum has only ever had one housekeeper - right from the beginning, her name is Albena. It has never been implied that she arrived as a result of people trafficing, that is your imagination. Dulwichmum has a series of au pairs, and she claims to hide their passports. If you are going to be offended by my blog, and many are, you could at least read it. DM have never mocked or degraded those in financial difficulty. She is a food snob and shops at Borough Market and Waitrose/Ocado - there are so many like her. Notice how excited forumites get at the thought of an M&S on Lordship Lane. You know nothing about me, despite your private messages. You know nothing at all. I have not defended DM's character, observation is everything. For all you know, I could be living in a local council house ... or a retired brickie from Penge. You have clearly grown up in the era of reality TV. Oh dear...

Clearly not, but surely a girl can enjoy the view?

Oh YES!!! *swoon*...

"I do however take exeption to your cowardly jumping on the band wagon of discontent against me" I am not being cowardly in my jumping on the bandwagon. It feels creepy the way you stalked me on Facebook and told me you had photos of me etc. I am voicing a concern - no sooner are you back from a ban, then you are once again, back to your old self, with talk of "playing with" yourself etc. Really now, I have said it all before. This talk is not intelligent, it is base and crude and offensive.

Can I just wade in here and say that I have, on occasion, laughed with you BBW. But in general, you are crude and charmless. One of the reasons that I seldom come on the forum anymore is because some of the posts you have written have turned my stomach.

Dear Bignumber5, Vinnie Jones is an arse. He should be sent to live on Anglsea (known to be one of the vilest places on Earth), in a shared house with Jim Nesbit, Prince "thick as a brick" Charles, and Camilla "the hound" Bowles...

Mr Winstone certainly has the Je ne sais quoi as far as I am concerned (prrr)... Just because someone may not have a Dulwich College accent, it does not follow that they are dishonest sweetie (bats eyelashes).

OHMYGOD! Gary is such a dish... and a fine musician too - clearly (swoon)!

Thank you Mick Mac sweetie, I may not be saying very much right now, but I am always here in spirit (smirk). Mr Wolf, have you seen Mr Winstone play Henry V111? He is such a versatile actor, so incredibly handsome and cultured when he chooses to be. He is such a fabulous actor (swoon). He has fists the size of cauliflowers you know...

Indeed lovely ????, it was not me! I am safely wafting about in my capacious corner office, looking stunning as usual (smirk). My funeral would be a quiet understated affair, just like this, I am but a humble Dulwich mum afterall. It would naturally be followed by four days of national mourning - I should expect that this forum would be closed for at least a week, and people would wander the streets, wailing and generally looking glum. I would be fine, as I would be in a better place (clearly), it is those that I would leave behind that I feel sorry for (sigh)...

I think Ray Winstone would make a super Bond (swoon). I adored him in Henry V111...

I adore Ede and Ravenscroft, and had them fine tuning my attire just last month (sigh). I like to visit them every year at the beginning of the summer - it is a ritual that I like to engage in... However, I think that the look Michael is trying to achienve is perhaps cultured, sophisticated, stylish and yet casual - not eccentric, trapped in a time warp - a sort of Chris Eubanks meets Doctor Who. Smart casual, good quality, well cut. Great casual leather shoes - perhaps Fins or Tods? Well made chino's, expensive rugby shirts. Nothing too edgy. It is not workwear you require sweetie, is it?

OHMYGOD!!! VILE, VILE, VILE - (stomps foot). Tattoos are not for everyone, they are very Trailor Trash/Jeremy Kyle Show in my opinion. I can see what some people are saying about having a childs name as a tattoo - but there are so many other things that can be done - that are not so permanent. Check out these fabulous trinkets from Chambers and Beau. http://chambersandbeau.com/writeable/uploads/images/resized/269w_14044_pendant-test2-web.jpg They personalise these super necklaces with your poppets' names and your husband's name - divine!

Wee Quinnie sweetie! You know me too well. Perhaps we could get him to purchase a signet ring for his little finger with his family crest on it too! This is Dulwich daddy uniform afterall. DON'T PURCHASE VILE MENSWEAR FROM THE BODEN CATALOGUE...(stomps foot) That is wrong on sooo many levels.

Charliecharlie - I know EVERYTHING about style - not quite the same thing as fashion! I don't think it would serve Mchael well to dress him in tailoring, tweeds and smart shirts for casual wear. He is not some aged academic (stomps foot). Neither is he a member of a boy band. High fashion is not for him. I think relaxed casual with an upmarket edge.

Michael dear heart! Let me take you shopping to Westfield! I adore Westfield (sigh), we can engage the services of a personal shopper/stylist, I am sure that the end result will be stunning. I actually think you could look terrific in some fabulous Ralph Lauren chinos, JP Tod loafers and a rugger shirt with the collar turned up (swoon)... You don't want to end up looking like Chris Eubanks sweetie. Do you (bats eyelashes)?

*whispers* I had been drinking gin - could you tell?

or an organ donor...

Oh SteveT sweetie, I know you are right! Don't you find my high self esteem infectious (smiles broadly)?

Red Devil dear heart - I am well capable of speaking for myself. The only part of me that ever brushes agains MP's sporran is my dog stunner! Pass the Krug...

And who wants to go to a cinema in Peckham? Really now...