atila the gooner

Gary Neville on the right says to Alex Fergusmoan, "I don't care if it is the new away kit, I'm not wearing it again!!!"

Bloke goes into a pub, spots his mate at the bar and shouts out "Ok Donkey?", and continues to call him Donkey all evening. Th curious barman asks "Donkey " where the name comes from to which he stuttering replies, "Oh, he aw, he aw, he aw, he always calls me that!"

Don't be silly, of course we're not men in drag, we're LADIES!!!!!

The Arse were awful and deservedly lost, Rafa has lost the plot, taking off his 3 best players( well done Reading, great goal by a former Gooner), and let's hope Marseille end Pools Euro aspirations. Why should I cheer the Pool, their fans want us to lose, and why not, so why shouldn't we wish the same on them? It's only fair.

I saw Bobby Womack at the Hammersmith Apollo, as was, back in October 1985, the man was immense. As was Al Greene at the same venue in summer of 05.

Spurs defence did a wonderful impression of the Keystone Kops last night for the Anderlecht goal. Aston Villa 2 Portsmouth 1 Chelsea 2 Sunderland 0 Everton 2 Fulham 0 Man Utd 3 Derby 0 Newcastle 1 Birmingham 1 Reading 1 Liverpool 2 Middlesbrough 0 Arsenal 3 Blackburn 2 West Ham 0 Bolton 1 Wigan Athletic 1 Tottenham 1 Man City 1

sorry your comedy is far too complicated and therefore lost on me, unlike your teams performances which are an endless source of amusement week in week out. >:D

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I kind of knew that, just a small wind up. I > despise Robin Van Persie and all he stands > for.>:D >What the f**k does that mean "all he stands for"

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Who the F**k is RV14? Language Jah!! That should read RV11, Robin Van Persie, that's who the f**k he is.

I'll take the point safe in the knowledge that we can step up a gear or two with RV14, Cesc, Flamini, and Hleb out last night and set to return. Look out premiership, we are still not firing on all cylinders!!

Ladygooner Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Keef - where is the love towards the ED gooners?! That's alright Ladygooner, we'll be Marseille supporters next week. >:D<

Come u gooners, let's beat the Toon tonight if for no other reason than to drive a nail into the coffin for Sam "I'm not talking to those nasty people at the BBC" Allardyce's career at Newcastle, and to make life hard for him. I can't stand the bloke.

What's happening brother - Marvin Gaye Handbags and gladrags - Rod Stewart Judge Dread - Prince Buster Harlem River Drive - Bobbi Humphrey Razorboy - Steely Dan On a racetrack in France - Gil Scott Heron All about the papers - The Dells California Soul - Marlena Shaw

My mum and dad who came to this country as immigrants with nothing in 1955 and worked lomg and hard to provide for 3 kids, buy their own property and taught me a good set of moral and ethical values, for which I can never repay them. They are real heroes to me, not like the overpaid talentless twats on various "reality" & "talent" shows. Thats my rant finished!!

say people who are not right in the head

Listening to talkshite last night I found myself agreeing with Jason Cundy (usually I have no time for this guy, but for once I agreed with him), when he said Spuds fans should stop moaning about the a single bad decision and take on board the fact that they can't defend, which is why they rooted to the nether regions of the league. As he said, the table doesn't lie.

We have a PM called Gordon

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > Diouf is a filthy bastard though! Always was, always will be!!!! I wish I could find it in me to say I felt sorry for spuds, but I can't.

An ex gooner scores the winner against spuds and another is involved in the incident that gets Keane sent off. Spooky!! I got the Arse score right which I'm well chuffed about. Not so chuffed over the nasty challenge comitted by that lumbering oaf Carew on our midfiled maestro Hleb. Should have been a red card!!!

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Ladygooner Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > At least it proves he is passionate about his > team! You know it Ladygooner!! Looks like we are gonna be without our little magician Cesc for a couple of weeks. :(

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > atila the gooner Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > > Would you say Kaboul is as bad as Titus > Bramble? > > He has an awful > lot to learn so hopefully he'll get better but at > the moment he's worse than Titus Bramble. Jesus he must be bad!!!!

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Blimey! Your son's a bit of a geezer isn't he. > I'm going up White Hart Lane tonight to see Spurs > v Aalborg. Thankfully Younes Kaboul is out injured > so we should be able to continue our unbeaten run > since Juande Ramos took over. I think my son was very foolhardy, but he felt he was defending his old dads honour, bless him. Would you say Kaboul is as bad as Titus Bramble?

Aston Villa 1 v Arsenal 2 Blackburn 2 v Newcastle 1 Chelsea 2 v West Ham 1 Portsmouth 2 v Everton 2 Reading 1 v Middlesbrough 1 Sunderland 3 v Derby 1 Wigan 1 v Man City 2 Liverpool 2 v Bolton 1 Tottenham 1 v Birmingham 0 Man Utd 3 v Fulham 0

I can't stand Blackburn because of an experience my son and I had when we played them in the FA cup semi final in Cardiff a couple of years back. THey kicked all of our players all over the pitch, Todd gave Van Persie a fore arm smash to the face and got away with it, but we won 3 - 0!! To make matters worse, my son and I were walking around Cardiff city centre after the game and walked past a pub with around 50 to 60 Blackburn fans sitting outside who, very bravely I thought, starting to hurl abuse at my son and I. I told my son to keep walking. He was 14 at the time but is big, as in tall, for his age. He turned on his heels and walked back to what seemed to be the leader of the abuse hurlers and began to defend both my and his honour. No fists were thrown but the guy was clearly shaken by my sons bravery/foolhardiness. I rushed after my son and confronted the braveheart that was standing nose to nose with my son, and advised him that I thought he was a hero for standing up to so mighty and adversary (well, you can make your own minds up about what was actually said). I told the guy to grow up and get back to which ever cave he crawled out of, which didn't go down to well and he offered all sorts of threats. We saw this guy again at a service station on the motorway home when our coach pulled in for refresments. He was strangley quiet when confronted by 40 gooners without the backing of his troop of merry men. Nothing happened but I did allow myself a wry smile as he sheepishly scuttled off to his car. What goes around.....