Burbage Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's not always money or spare time... > > The point of prettifying a house in this are has, > for the last two or three decades, being so you > can flog it as quickly as possible at a decent > profit, and move on to the next house you fancy > painting. To an extent, the graspery of estate > agents and the credulous compliance of their > victims has conspired to put the cost of > second-hand house-paint up by a thousand percent, > and force the occupants to apply it. > > But the market is stagnating a little now. There > are sales, of course, but they're mostly sales of > convenience and the tax-efficient shuffling of > portfolios. So there's much less need to paint > things. > > This is as it should be. All painting ever does is > bring closer the time it'll need painting next. > The same goes for dusting or cutting back > rosemary. It'll grow again, and you'll have to cut > it again, and eventually you'll get bored, or > dead, and then it'll be as if you never bothered > at all. So what, unless you've got the avarice of > a moonstruck puppet in a nasty suit to pleasure, > is the point? > > Go to France, and you'll see people living without > any of the pretentious fantasies of whatever ICI > has become. They paint their shutters to celebrate > the end of every world war, and even more rarely > bother with the walls. Yet, despite their > reputation for shruggish misery, they're happier > than Britons, who have to put up not just with the > assumed snobbery of pretentious neighbours on the > make but also, it seems, the snottiness of the > leaflet-stuffing familiars of our lowest political > pawns. > > So, Alex K, if you don't like it, do yourself a > favour and keep off other people's land. Post of the month! Love 'graspery' :-D