Annette Curtain

red devil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Annette ''Does my bum look big in this (photo)'' > Curtain...pull yourself together I AM a brunette darling. ( you cheeky monkey ) NETTE:)

Alan Medic Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > PS In the photo, why is there a car in the cycle > lane? Was that a set up? Some c.nuts have no consideration. >Is a clothes line considered an 'unsuspecting target' Nette? Silly boy, see me after. NETTE:-S

I invented this game over 20 years ago ( & it's now been revived much to the joy of my children ) Of course it's stupid, utterly ridiculous etc, BUT it is very good fun. It can be played anywhere in the world and is absolutely free. http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/273/photo1il.jpg How to play The PEG GAME ? You will need a handful of standard clothes pegs. Each Peg is worth 10 points. The aim is to "PEG" unsuspecting targets with the pegs and photograph the results ( see above *20 points ) You can work in teams or play solo. Special-Targets are worth extra-bonus-points. ( Andy Coulson's front door for example ) Celebs. Politicians. Brides & grooms, supermarket shoppers. In-fact the list is endless; feel free to express your creativity. Busy pubs, bars, public transport, weddings & funerals are great venues to play the game. Please take the pegs out with you whenever you wish to play. Welcome to The PEG GAME ? *children for obvious reasons are a no-go area Set-up's will be disqualified

Yes Katie of course you can. ( silly girl;-) ) Thank you everyone. I would normally cook but did a b.b.q yesterday for 90, so a bit fagged off with standing at the hob. Keep 'em coming though. NETTE(tu)

No, not another NOTW thread. Where is the best SUNDAY ROAST within reach of the manor today. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/02/Sunday_roast_-_roast_beef_1.jpg/800px-Sunday_roast_-_roast_beef_1.jpg I know StaferJack has a good few places in his quiver, if they could be prised from him I'd be most grateful. Slavering in anticipation ANNETTE CURTAIN:)-D

Rocker all-the-way. Big throbing 4 stroke between your legs.... Duh, no brainer NETTE(tu)

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm with Mr Ben. He de man. I'm with Mr Ben too. ( what a slag eh ? ) Nette X

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yep. If you want to lose weight, eat less food, > cut out the cakes/pies/chips, do some exercise. We > all know this. So why do we even need silly fad > diets? Coz we love cakes/pies/chips more. ( you missed out booze ) Nette:)-D

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yep. If you want to lose weight, eat less food, > cut out the cakes/pies/chips, do some exercise. We > all know this. So why do we even need silly fad > diets? Coz we love cakes/pies/chips more. ( you missed out booze though ) Nette:)-D

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm posting a lot more today than usual - and > expected to have maybe one or two updates but > people are post-happy > > My excuse is that I have a man (who used to be a > 90s pop star) in to renovate my sash windows and > am stuck in the back room with my laptop and bored > brainless... where are the rest of you getting the > time? I must say.... This is one of the best posts/threads from the archive ( 2007 ) I've read it twice end to end & i'm still chuckling. Most excellent it is. NETTE:)

Yeah Tony Buck off.

Alan Medic Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Nette, you obviously haven't read the rules. A 37 > IS a '73'. OKAY Al.... Whatever you say. * moves away from the laptop *

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > No. Opposite Melford Road. I'd tell you the house > number but I don't think that's fair on him even > if he is a lying @#$%&. OK but how about the houses either side, say 11 & 15. N(?)

Alan Medic Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Did you buy the software then maxxi? Ooooo the jealousy.

maxxi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > and soon it will be gone 10 past 7 Yes

Yeaaaaaaah... He's back.....( but for how long ) * resumes washing up * NETTE:)-D

Yes

Alan Medic Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 73 Alan Have you had any Coca-Cola today ? It's a 37 not a 73 Are you dyslexic as well ?

HOW desperate are you Al ?

tog_in_sox Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Everything started so sweet then seemed to > sour.... ahh bless. > If you're not a tinkerer No idea on how good their > service is but worth considering. A similar spec > Dell with 3 yrs nbd service is about the same on > offer from their website. > Have a look to get an offer on that in store. Bootup > times for current gen laptops internet) > > If you fancy something smaller, faster, different > then ask away and will be happy to give some > steerage. > > Happy hunting > Re: Tablets. or macro coding. If they're > predominantly formatted text with say tables and > embedded pictures you should be fine. Will need > to know just how fancy avoid paying > for Office. Hmmmmm.. When exactly is your next dinner party ? * tears up diary * Me and maxxi & Frankito want to come Do you have matchsticks at the ready ? NETTE:)

maxxi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > (long drawn out sigh) Hurrrrrrrrrrrh.... > > *stares out of window* Aw maxxi... I ken how y'feel Bu' jus think of ol' Frankito in his wee kilt ( feeling better noo ) Dunnee worry yer heed, it's Wine-o-Clock soon. NETTE:)-D

Tarot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Does anyone know when and where the olympic road > lanes will be laid,and how much the fines will be > for going in them. > Its amazing how much exspense and disruption this > passed it spectacle has caused. > The people that are suffering just for a handful > of medals, they could have done the games without > all the razzmatazz. Tarot I can decipher most of your O.P Though, can you translate the part above (in black font), please. Nette:-S

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'd second AC's suggestion with modifications. > > Use Kir or liqueur of choice rather than vinegar. > > Get the meringues from Andersons(?) on Bellenden > Road - absolutely scrumptious and cheaper than > elsewhere. And just whipped double cream will do. > > > Voila - a posh Eton Mess. Hmmmmm... BUT moos does have children & the balsamic, sugar and the natural juice ends up liqueur like, sans alcohol. I second the d_c suggestion however, given the chance of "ingredient misbehaviour" I'd play it safe. NETTE(tu)

So who's nigelfuckwit then ?

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The angler casts a lonely fly out over the pond; a > polyethylene question mark unfurling, weightless, > over the water. > > These pools have long been fished out but still he > returns with his rod and bait box. > > One day, he knows, there will come that old sharp > tug and the reel will shit out its line, squealing > in fear and joy. And when it does, he will know > what to do. Ted Is that a proprietary blend of polyethylene and special copolymers. Built on a nylon monofilament core, with a patent-pending crystal-clear jacket which is naturally lighter than water, eliminating the need for micro-balloons or other agents to make it float. By any chance ? NETTE(?)