Annette Curtain

Go for it Sue Buy two & call them Sly & Reggie (as a tribute)

I wonder how Sue is progressing with her rat purchase ?

Fly to Heraklion in Crete and get the Ferry over. It takes 4 hrs. Book a cabin on the boat, they're reasonably cheap & have the crispest linen on the beds. Perfect to rest in after the flight.

Unlike Ant & Dec (Ant always on the left) I don't know who's who with S & R. (I think the one with the Shredded Wheat hair is Reginald) Though to be honest, I don't really care, as they're as friggin tedious as each other. I actually listened and watched the whole thing through. ( only turned it off once for a breather ) So, a few things: Was "the one on the mic" trying to sound like Harry Hill ? Can I have my 2.58 seconds of my wasted life back please ? Is this what 2 middle aged blokes "do" when their wives go out ? To sum up. I'd rather drill holes and attach piano wire into my teeth, jam it into the mains & flick the switch - than watch/listen to that cark again. Are these two actually serious or am I missing the joke. And when people of East Dulwich mention S&R I honestly pretend I've never heard of them. Though one good thing. I'll keep it on stand-by for when my teenage son says "you're such an embarrassing parent" To which i'll be able to repy "Yeah, really! take a look at these 2 then & get back to me" And for that i'm greatful.

> And this is all rich when I see people saying, oh we can't afford decent food, when they are paying ?50 a month for an i-phone and satelite TV < Who and where are these people ?

I often have my back, sack & crack done on the 8:47 from Forest Hill - Hoxton. No one bats an eye lid, even at my auditory expirations at the stinkbridge. Get with the programme, this is 2013.

Bring back Spitting Image !

Me and my other half do other things together, without the boys around. But on VD we sometimes go for a FULL-ON-CHEESE-FEST-VALENTINES-DAY Tomorrow being one of these events, I intend to OD on the stuff Padded card, helium ballon, lairy flowers, interlocking arms, sipping cheap champers et al. Stand back - giant padded "I LOVE YOU" bear coming through.

david_carnell Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Everyone is ignoring the bigger issue here. > > Alan Dale is BACK! Oh dear, I didn't want to MENTION that.

Salsaboy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Fight! Don't let the b'stards grind you down. Of course fight! (the pen is mightier than the sword an' all that) Just shame the Pen wasn't used in the first place.

I've had tickets galore over the years, iv'e won a few lost a few. If you've the energy fight it. However, the system is designed to be protracted and tiresome & when i've worked out my hourly rate, sometimes it's not worth the effort. Look at it like this. All the info is printed on the ticket but you didn't read it for whatever reason, so you didn't do all that's required & you were penalised for that. Pay it and move on, won't happen again. Good luck

What is it with friggin coffee machines JUST LEARN TO MAKE COFFEE FFS

maxxi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > El Pibe Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > It was more fun when we had three popes! > > > Ah yes, the True Pope, the Grid Pope and the > Magnetic Pope. Or the fourth Pope..... http://www.funnyreign.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/pope-soap1.jpg The Soap Pope on a rope ?

Not strictly "to the shops" but the bloke down the road sports the following on a regular basis: Stripey PJ bottoms pulled up over his navel Vest, but usually a bare chest Bottle lens glasses Brown slip on leather shoes (chisel toe) No socks All this whilst standing outside his house in full view & smoking a Benson.

So you don't buy into my squid theory then El Pibe?

There is a resemblance to The Neon Flying Squid & the Pope's hat (specially in the early take off & the re-enty stages) And maybe it's that (hat) that's made him retire. I reckon he's looked in the mirror and sighed " I'm not wearing a squid shaped hat-no more! " http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/flyingsquid-1.jpg

My favourite is PJ bottoms tucked into sports socks, sheepskin moccasin combo Add puffa jacket if cold - bed hair is a must.

Wot ????'s said.

Alan Medic Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think that could be improved with a little more > fuss and a blue side plate. It was the lack of a doily that threw me. Sausage sarnie was pretty good too ( but that's a whole other thread ) :)

At The Rye Cafe I had a rather good UBS Brown hand cut bread, all nice and hot and buttery Hot bacon, a good grind of black pepper and un-cut. Served with little fuss, on a white side plate. Pretty near perfect!

Wouldn't an IQ test for owners be simpler ? Along with a course in cleaning up after "emptying" the animal in the local park.

Professor Valerie Beral is worth a read & listen. Amongst other things, she talks about Nuclear power plants. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01qdw1k

Veggie don't like McD's Now, there's a shocker !

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Quite frankly, a pill up the bum and Strings of > Life up to 11 - now and again - would do some of > you miseries a world of good. Just listened to that again *Bob* and yes, I loved it- cheered me up no end. However, how do you keep the Nurofen from falling out ?

Did I say Cuckoo Clock ? (silly me) What I meant was "Toblerone", what kind of nation would invent this kinda mouth f*ck? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/86/Toblerone_200g_bars.jpg/220px-Toblerone_200g_bars.jpg