Annette Curtain

Seriously ed- I've been to clients houses and they've got items like this (it's not exclusive to ED ) THOSE clients usually end up being complete cunts In fact they start of as complete cunts So much so I WANT (in my day dream fantasy) TO SMASH THE FEKKIN DESIGN STATEMENT RIGHT INTO THEIR TEETH "Take that (not the band) and that" I scream as i'm administering corrective styling procedures to their perfectly and slightly over whitened veneered denture What usually happens is tho (after some obvious display nudge look-at-my-teapot type behaviour) is, I say "Oh, what an unusual tea pot" Then they tell me some wankfest story about how they were in Milan or somewhere (like I care) and there's this little boutique of style that only the Italians or whoever can do..... I won't bore you with the details All i'll say is: IF YOU HAVE ONE OF THESE , YOU'RE A CUNT I thank you

Can't see anyone having a Single malt tatt, tho I could be wrong Saying that, I know for a fact that ????'s has got a Stella can inked on his back http://inkarttattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bottle-of-jack-daniels-tattoo.jpg Nice!

If you're out in the wilds of Sydenham, where the tumbleweed blows & dead dogs line the streets Then try the one half way down Sydenham road, on the left nr Quick fit V effective they are.

Have you tried a fondant iced cupcake The silvered balls one, with raspberry airbrushed colouring work well

I personally think that cupcakes and their obsessive production, are a manifestation of repressed sexual desires and frustrations. Otta alludes to this in his last post (as I read it) >decorate cupcakes with little shiny balls which are meant to be edible< If that's not "Vagazzles" on a cupcake then i'm somewhat mistaken. Actually, are Vagazzles edible ?

I'm glad to see cupcakes are back Mmmmmmm yummy-like mummy!

Yet another thread for pedantry To answer the OP Shutters - why not? *closes blinds-locks shutters-pulls curtains*

I believe woodrot makes them His have kittens and the like on them

Don't hold your breath, Bromley council are involved. Seen anything in Bromley that even vaguely raises your pulse ?

When you look at the clock and think ..... "I am but hurling through an abstract quantum concept towards my own ultimate demise"

What are the "royal 3" names Oh oh , how about Buster or prince synthetic gut ? https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=prince+synthetic+gut&oq=prince+sy&aqs=chrome.2.57j0l3.14691j0&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#q=prince+synthetic+gut&source=univ&tbm=shop&tbo=u&sa=X&ei=cAjxUYynB9SZ0QWUioGQBQ&ved=0CD8Qsxg&bav=on.2,or.r_cp.r_qf.&bvm=bv.49784469%2Cd.d2k%2Cpv.xjs.s.en_US.MpiVkF51mpA.O&fp=eddc64c511e41090&biw=1181&bih=650

Oh good My gates are open too

How about Kevin ,Nigel or Timothy They're due round again, aren't they ?

I'm warming to Winston & so is my Jamaican/British neighbour Dave "Yes yes, that would really unify the nation" That is after we'd stopped laughing & David did a few finger clicks of appreciation So come on William & Kate, do the right thing. Give us a Prince Winston One love.

Really ?

I once lived in Worthing, so maybe i'm biased But i'm not leaving NO FRIGGIN WAY I don't care if there's no lawn-mower-sharpen-your-shears-shop on the parade in Goring type place here I will survive

SCSB79 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I saw DJKQ today. DJKQ I wouldn't stand for THAT It's time to unleash your annual weapon of mass offence (you know, the 'lady painting' one) *covers eyes*

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You forgot the vodka there, MM. I think he's already done the Vodka Jezza

I read this as: Libido closed due to mechanical fault

muffins78 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thanks for all your help today, and I'll write it > all down and bring it up to paint shop at the > Plough during the week! Was glad to the kitchen > finished earlier, busy week or so ahead, trying to > get all the rest done! Thanks again :) Make a trip to Whites of Brockley instead, see John in there (he's the Irish guy) http://www.whitestradepaints.co.uk/about+us They deal in quality trade paints and they have a way better service that the place above. Retail paint isn't worth all the effort for the result.

I think in rotters defence, he's still getting over the Munch & KERB events

MrBen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Cool thread. > > For anyone wondering, I'm no relation to UncleB. > He stole my family name, taking it to the level of > instant rice. I might reincarnate myself. In the REAL Mr Benn series, he might well have gone to the fancy dress shop & then ended up as an Indian chef Yeah, imagine that eh !

In 2010 the regs changed with regards to the VOC (volatile organic compounds) emissions Subsequently the formulas changed and more natural & organic substances were added to paint, like plant oils etc These tend to yellow or discolour easier, specially oil based ones in 2010 See here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/watchdog/2012/03/dulux.html Things have improved and water based paints have come on massively now too

"Look into my eyes" (no-not the fridge) "MY EYES" There you go, an on-line cure Send me ?50

Hey *Bob* i'm warming (in all the right places) to your recommended appliance I wonder if it would heighten the effectiveness when the "mist of death" was added They're not mains operated are they ? Ask your friend would you