The express self checkout thing I'm fine with it, i've developed near ninja skills But, fuk bones with a purse, mobile and a child to ignore takes ONE hand to scan & put the stuff on the packing shelf. Not in the bags provided, but on the packing shelf, then tries to pay, then calls someone, then answers their phone, then wankily packs the stuff in a bag at sub zero speed All the while ignoring the child who's been leaning on the shelf fekkin up the scale thing in the first place. Lastly your child doesn't need to wear an oversized puffa coat, or eat a jumbo packet of Haribo's at 10 am, whilst you're still in your pyjamas but wearing massive false eyelashes (unstuck at the corner) I'm sure it's not exclusively a Sydenham thing