As a Kiwi you either have: An in-built inferiority complex which often manifests itself as political agression and casual violence (with some big brash neighbours) - oh, and you like a beer. or- You are an independent free-thinking imaginative individual, secure in your identity and possessed of cultural awareness (with the same big brash neighbours) - oh, and you like a beer. And- Your countrymen are known to be great travellers and can be found as barstaff in the most un likely places... You are obviously an honorary Irishman and therefore exempt.