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ibilly99 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Discounts to mates were a regular occurence when I > was a student On student discounts - I remember a girl on the meat counter at Liptons who - after a smile and a flirt - used to sort out the leanest morsels whenever I bought a half a pound of bacon bits. That's living.

The Beano? Huh. I gave up the Whizzer and Chips which - as any fule kno - was two comics in one.

After being stranded at Manchester airport, having forgotten their passports, reports that Nani and Wellbeck were further delayed while they waited for someone to tie their shoelaces and ties have been refuted.

Apparently it has inspired Dan Brown to a new book....

red devil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > Thanks EP, I've just had a massive nostlgia trip, > does anyone else remember League Ladders?...what's > wrong with the BBC using the term Red Devils, it's > a great name ;-) Ah yes... you could have - http://s3.e-monsite.com/2010/08/08/12/resize_250_250//Shoot---October-9th-1971.jpg or for 1p more http://s3.e-monsite.com/2010/09/01/03/resize_250_250//Goal---December-19th-1970---No-124.jpg until eventuallyhttp://s3.e-monsite.com/2010/09/03/07/resize_250_250//Shoot---May-10th-1975.jpg

El Pibe Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > 2. Should the BBC refer to the teams as Red Devils > and Irons, what the hell is this, Shoot!? In that vein maybe he'll try and convince the FA he was calling his twitterfoe a bundle of twigs or a dish of pork offal or he could always rely on these guys for a back-up...

Appears he doesn't need football to get into trouble, why Ferguson got rid I suppose.

This still? Really? Is there anyone in ED who could honestly say they would buy this kind of stuff? HOP can have it. http://www.waitrose.presscentre.com/imagelibrary/displaymedia.ashx?MediaDetailsID=30328&SizeID=3

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > My intelligence is that we played > the best football we have all season prior to the > Sending Off and were unlucky to concede.. I heard this too and have to say I was (pleasantly) surprised. All we need to do now is keep 11 players on the pitch for a change and tell young Morrison not to be such a dick.

ibilly99 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Get the loos tested for coke > http://www.ukdrugtesting.co.uk/acatalog/cocaine-dr > ug-swabs-uk-drug-tests.html Or simply smear all horizontal surfaces in the toilets with vaseline or similar.

Agree but 'life imprisonment' my arse. The two youngest killers will be walking the streets again in their early 30s. Some justice.

Annette Curtain Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh maxxi > > Where did you find that, it's 'brill' > > Did you know a what Sheppey is ? > > A measure of distance equal to about 7⁄8 of > a mile (1.4 km), defined as the closest distance > at which sheep remain picturesque. The Sheppey is > the creation of Douglas Adams and John Lloyd, > included in The Meaning of Liff, their dictionary > of putative meanings for words that are actually > just place names.[6] It is named after the Isle of > Sheppey in the UK. I always loved: SYMOND'S YAT (n.) The little spoonful inside the lid of a recently opened boiled egg. and possibly WIMBLEDON (n.) That last drop which, no matter how much you shake it, always goes down your trouser leg.

ETA:davidh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > for god's sake. phone box, tree? this bloody > crossing is already superfluous. FOUR crossings > between iceland and goose green. lunacy! Agreed. One would be questionable but two!? All because people are too lazy to walk to the GG or NrthX rd crossings or too stupid to cross between them without being run over. ETA: I thought the days of throwing money around like this were supposed to be a thing of the past?

Fine work by Finn - a no ball giving Rehman a free hit - Finn takes out middle stump to nullify free hit - then bowls him again next ball. Pk. need 34 off 18. 1st ball of next over Misbah slogged, caught Kieswetter. now need 34 off 17 with 2 wickets remaining

Salsaboy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Do they sell Foie Gras? Yes but under their own brand selection and labelled as 'bloated bird offal'.

exciting finish to this one - Pk. now need 44 off 33 balls to win.

I heard it was going to be a Fine Fare, a Mace or a VG.

I see. My apologies. Reality eh? *slips quietly out*

red devil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I was highlighting Suarez and his lack of an > apology for his racist remark... oh

Burbage Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Another... > > http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/file.php?2 > 0,file=43611 Disqualified on the grounds that a good foie gras becomes granular and bland after about 13 months.

Admin of course! With Mrs Admin. as the fragrant Mayoress... *denies writing this solely for the purpose of having thread lounged so a whole 'cabinet' of local 'ministers' can be voted on.* *puts ?10 on quids being voted as minister for political equanimity, UDT as workshop leader for conciliatory rapproachment, Huge as minister for waste management, red devil in charge of graffitti clean-up, and computed shorty as youth development minister*

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Back to real life dilemmas. I'm sad that Rangers > have gone into receivership, but not so much that > Portsmouth are struggling - it gives Milwall a > breathing space. I know it's wrong to benefit > from others' misfortunes - does that make me a > really bad person?* > > > *Am i) very pissed (started at 3.30 pm - don't > ask); ii) am as a result of i) feeling very > depressed and fragile - answer kindly. Maybe Alex Salmond could (for the sake of Scottish Unity and in the cause of Scottish cultural strength) help bale them out with loans/tax breaks. He could make them promise never to even think of joining the Premier league and commit their future to Glasgow as a result. And (being as kind as possible) Portsmouth will survive, and the idea that the puddy-tats would need and gratefully grab such a 'breathing space' is the kind of delightful picture that puts a smile on the face of waifs and strays everywhere.

red devil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > maxxi Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > If Suarez had been a Utd. player we'd have been > > hearing about the stress 'the lad' had been > under > > and the 'misunderstandings' that arose because > of > > a clash of cultures and that, regarding the > > handshake, he missed or didn't see (also the > > Wenger take on this) Evra's hand as it had > dipped > > out of vision and the lad's only human for > God's > > sake and it's time to lay off him and give him > a > > chance especially as he's apologised time and > time > > again. > > ..if only Exactly - I was 'quoting' what I thought Fergie would say and I think he would easily turn a late, forced apology into 'apologised time and time again'.

red devil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > maxxi Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Fish and Chips and a bottle of Pomagne. > > Don't forget afters... > http://www.condomdepot.com/content/product/large/t > rustex-cho.jpg Perfect with one of your five a day... http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3230/2339031848_3044f11998_z.jpg

Rubbish! This chap will teach you all you need to know... http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTQjGgQa_h7vl_W_U1i082rRahsRKIOgCPcpgVpZMhAToACXiaLUA