If it's dark outside, a child has no place in a pub. In the summer, I think 8pm is plenty late enough. I have 2 kids, and like drinking, I like drinking a lot! I don't go to the pub ANYWHERE NEAR as much as I used to, because to be honest, when I'm in the boozer, I don't actually want to be thinking about whether my kid is behaving, or safe, I just want to drink and smoke with my mates. In the summer, I may take the little one to the pub, and sit outside, but she gets bored pretty quickly anyway. I have to say, I don't get why anyone would actually want to spend very long in a pub with their kids, and I don't think it's actually that enjoyable for the kid. (I speak as someone who spent a lot of time in pubs as a kid). Pre 2005, Yummy Mummy, was a clean way f saying MILF, and I actually knew some women who used it about themselves (which I always thought was a bit like saying "I'm really pretty, but anyway). These days though, it is very much used by the likes of Jimmy as an insult to the sort of people he doesn't like.