I suppose two halves of a grapefruit could look like breasts.........but duck breasts? I must pay more attention next time I'm in the park. Assuming there are any left, as after this thread they well all be gone. Where are you getting your one from Adam, Dulwich Park or Peckham Rye? I noticed you posted the same thread in the 'wanted' section. I take it there's a duck on the run. Will keep an eye out for it but would love to know what crime it committed. PS Adam, if you lost your duck a picture wouldn't go amiss.