Alan Medic

Wright............forgot him.

I can't sleep. Look out for Sean, my nephew. He'll be at the match. That 'ill be him in the crowd, wearing green.

Just in case you wonder what happens if there's a draw. There is then 2x10min. halves. If they are still level there is then another 10 minutes of sudden death i.e first one to score wins. And if they are still level, there is a place kicking competition. That would be fun if any of them got that far.

Thank you smallblue and maxxi for the advice.

Oh there was also Darren Sicknote Anderton. I'm sure he played for England.

17, no doubt

Was that Gr an abbreviation of growl Jeremy? I've never knowingly met a member of Mensa. Would you like me to change the thread title? Well done *Bob*. You need to give me a date for the next one.

I'm conducting a little family game (in various countries)based on guessing the scores of each team in the RWC this w/end. Points are accumulated from the distance your guess is to the actual score. I'm trying to put this on a spreadsheet for simplicity. However if I use a simple calculation of deducting the actual less the guessed score I'm likely to get a plus or minus figure eg Wales score 10 points. One guess is 15, their score is 5. Another guess is 7 so their score is 3. However using the same calculation for the first one the result would be -3. Is there a way to make all answers positive regardless of the figure being above or below a certain number? Don't go to a lot of trouble if there isn't a simple answer. Thanks.

I got this tear off a day type calendar last Xmas for my son which he never used. Each day there is a Challenge with different difficulty ratings. If you want to have a go, the first correct answer can select a date for the next one. Here's January 2nd (DR2): Which two letters can be attached to the beginning of the given words to give six longer words? EASE EAT OWL AFTER ILL OWING

No way. When was the last time someone with a double barrelled name played for England? Anyone?

You b******d! New game. 74's 74(tu)

How many times are you going to post this? Not very respectful if you ask me.

Didn't I read this somewhere else?

In anticipation of the local FREE MEAT DAY a forumite protects his dog from hungry Koreans.

100(tu)

Generally forumites are respectful of posts in the Chapel of Rest thread. It sort of feels like it's a church. Maybe if your sentiments were posted there you wouldn't have had any of the comments that aren't as respectful as you would wish?

Hey *Bob*, were you talking about your 'friends' then? Is everyone talking about their 'friends'? My 'friends' seem disinterested. Most recent post was this.

There has been a thread about the same happening in other streets in the area. Don't know how to be vigilant about it though. I'm guessing it was done overnight. Is that the case?

http://cdn.static.ovimg.com/episode/24516.jpg Captain Scarlett is arrested by the Forum Police after telling one too many bad jokes.

I must be using a different FB! What tributes? Where?

> Is doing the splits and cartwheels illegal in > Italy? So said jumpinjackflash! Emmm....sorry jack.

There are. Do a search for 'dulwichbeekeeper' and you will find a thread where you can send a message if you want to. Search facility is top right.

Mickmacaghoul came in 8th out of 9. Just ahead of Another Kate and just behind Not So Sure Dick.

Perhaps ED could be twinned with Warrington?

I think your radar is off beam Nette.