Michael Palaeologus

Not sure that you can influence this Barry, but it seems to to take an age for the platforms to be identified on the main signage at London Bridge. It seems to be "our" trains that are problematic, i.e to ED or Denmark Hill , other trains have their platforms identified a good 10 minutes in advance. All all to often we are given 2 minutes to leg it down to Platforms 14, 15 or 16 and often along the platform to get to the far end, where our train is. The information staff seem to know what platforms a given train is coming into, but this doesnt translate itself into timely signage announcements. Its a pain and for those who arent fleet of foot, unfair and not customer focussed.

Gas powered BBQs = Cookers = meh!

In the words of WC Fields "STILL, looking for a loophole"

"Behind you ....."

Bit late but a nice sweet can be made from slitting Bananas stem to stern, into the crack push in a Cadburys Flake. Wrap in tinfoil and put on BBQ for about 20 mins. Scoff with Sour Cream. Num Nums.

HPY BDY TLS and *Bob*

Sometime after the Postman Knocked Twice - not quite so innocent then.

Jessica Lange in her King Kong period http://deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/05/JessicaLangeKingKong.jpg

I think that McDonalds generally opens at 6am. Sausage and egg McMuffin - soooo naughty, but ....

Spoon half a jar of marmalade (orange, lime or lemon) into a freezer bag, add a dash of white wine vinegar then put in a few chicken pieces and leave to marinade for a few hours. Its yummy.

The ED Forum award is even mentioned on the chocolate wrappers.

I trust there will be room for bean bags then.

Can I congratulate the Forum on not descending into the usual class-based slanging match when discussing pubs, or have the usual suspects now been banned?

I believe that the infant Keef used to play with his hoop and whipping top next to the Castle, whilst dodging the horse drawn carts. He many be able to enlighten us.

Sells alot of Dolphin. Allegedly.

Damn good advertising for him, the photos show the price and phone number very clearly. I expect he will get a surge of bookings.

At Mr Toppers for ?6 they give me a number 2 all over. Head, eyebrows, nose, ears and nethers. Other places in Soho charge ?200 for such a service. Its a bargain.

Actually I wonder whether not having abeer tent had an unexpected benefit in that people spread out across the Green rather than clustering by the beer tent?

Not an enormous surprise their Louisa.

"Protective cover paint" - Yes, protective of Council arses, nothing more.

The start of Summer isnt the start of Summer until the first M&S rumour is spotted. All is well with the world.

or perhaps not. So, start a Test Match on a Wednesday against a frankly half-arsed opposition and .. surprise Day 4 doesnt happen. Back to the drawing board ECB - yet again.

Floating Onion Wrote: > I hate to say it, but I hop you have a good plan > B! Hmm, might have to go Shoreditch instead :))

I believe that Bra related matters are subject to the regulation of HM Government's Off-Bra.

The bus, the night or your lovely self?