Michael Palaeologus

*Unsticks self from seat, still damp - and not in a fun way* *Spots Keef in a 'kini. Hmmm, need a stiff one - and not in a fun way* "Did you not think that the Sheriff looked disturbingly like Bob Hope, or was it Desparate Dan?" "Anyway, slice of cowpie and a sasparela anyone?"

*Saunters in wearing a laid shirt, leather trousers and dinky boots - camp me? puleassse* *Trips over spurs and falls headlong into pool* *Heaves self out and squelches to the bar* "I'll have a Martini, make it very dry" "Nice bikini Tilly" :-$"

*Cautiously peers from behind a moth eaten and gin-soaked sofa* *A new person in the Quiet Room* *Cool* "Hello Mr/Mrs/Ms Banana. Sorry the strategically placed "Fiffes" label gives no hint to gender" "I do applogise for the mess - its mostly old donkey milk, small savage dog poo, cheap perfume, cordite, blood and alot of spilled alcohol. Since Dulwichmum sacked her last au-pair for getting mysteriously pregnant the place has gone to rags"

Mark, you are a soothing balm on any given situation :))

All Bar One! Got to be. ;-)

.. or feed it to your sleep deprived children.

I think that we should remember that many of us old stagers did get involved in the original old ED vs new ED debates, we had our say, through our toys out of the pram and then kissed and made up. So we do have a sense of deja vu when the newer posters cover old ground. I guess this is a sign of a lively and constantly refreshing membership. I now only look at threads that look interesting or posts by people I know. I avoid all posts about missing cats and football.

Great, and the people who live in SE22 and DONT have a voucher ...... ? This is beginning to irritate me.

Which shops are distributing them?

Curses! He beat me to the punch-line ..

It looks like its 17/7 at the ED Tandoori then.

My Father had a similar experience. A lifetime aetheist who found God as death approached. Whatever it takes to get through it I guess.

Is that a chip I see before me?

Blimey, have you been let out at last?

*Hurles bolt of purest lightning at the devilish DM and whilst she is in disarray dashes into the one place that she cannot follow me* *The Gents* *Drops slacks, sits on privvy, opens paper*

*Wiggles nose* *Disappears*

*Wiggles nose* *Disappears*

*Legs it*

*I am not sure I like the idea of you having mental images of me Kalam; is this appropriate for an unmarried maiden such as your lovely self?* *You should stay away from those industrial files, they give a nasty paper-cut and there's no mistakin'*

What DM said, completely.

Ah, well done DM, I wondered when somebody would spot my deliberate mistake. No date, the last one was on the 16th of June - a Monday. People were asking for us to ring the changes re days of the week. So, looking in my dairy I find .. cows. So, looking in my diary - how about w/c 14/7. I can do the 15th and the 17th - thats Tuesday and Thursday.

*WADYAMEAN "He's so hairy" - I am not in the least bit hairy* *Not fair, two against one - then again, threesome! Result!* *Do your worst ladies!* *You seem to be a bit better DM*

NO! The swine diddled me, bloody CONLIN!! I finally got a reputable cactus-flap-fitter round to do the job properly. My cactus-flap now stands waiting, unused, surrounded by yellow ribbons........

So, its ED Tandoori vs Coriander with one EDF heavy hitter backing each, although one is clearly hedging his bets :)) We could do one in July and t'other in August. After that, maybe the Mirash and then are we starting again? I have lost track. There are the takeaways, but that would need people to volunteer their homes for a base.

So - when and where for the next one? I dont think we have been to the East Dulwich Tandoori. We havent formally been to the Mirash, but a few of us did a craft one there before Xmas.