Michael Palaeologus

I think that the Administrator of the day is bored.

*Has this become the Quiet Room's annex?* *Pulls trousers up and stomps off to the Quiet Room*

*Terre - quick hop over to Tallinn for a spot of Varnu Vodka* * Have a drop, it goes well with, well, everything else*

NO!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!!!! ARGGHGHGHGHGHGHGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, who is Justin the Turkey then?

Tsk such shallow thoughts for a Sunday. I have spent the day in quiet contemplation wearing nought but sack-cloth and scurdging my sinful flesh. Most satisfying.

Send her round to me afterwards- dont need the Lemsip but the Dyson sounds like an interesting diversion. DM, you minx!

OK, so we have the Clangers for the majority and Justin the Turkey for minority interests - hows that?

Clangers.

It will have had an oil change everytime it has been serviced and probably when MOTd.

*Wrong inferrence I fear - whale blubber refers back to the Beluga thing - nothing else* *Tsk* *CWALD may be down with the flu - her Facebook entry noted that she was filling herself with vitamins earlier this week* *Get well soon Chavster*

*Yes, she does seem to have disappeared* *Uses tooth-pick to tweak piece of whale blubber from between teeth*

So far I achieved getting up, buying the papers and having breakfast. Not bad after last night.

Green Cuisine is somewhat pricey. I think more than John Lewis or Selfridges. So, you could get on the 176, buy your kitchenware on Oxford Street and still have change for a box of Woodbines and a bag of chips (oops sorry, wrong thread).

Playing with whipping tops in the street, dodging between the carts to collect t'horse muck for t'rhubarb patch, the tin bath by the fire, raising and slaughtering the family pig and playing with its inflated bladder in the back yard. I even remember the family receiving the telegram that young Uncle Fred had died of malaria in the Sudan with Kitchener. Half the family were taken by the spanish flu, the other half died of starvation during the 1920s, regular beatings from both parents, cleaning chimneys at the age of 5. Eeee, but they were happier times.

Chortle

What were you doing there?

TGAOU - oh yes.

No change there then.

Surely Porsche drivers can afford this trifling additional cost?

Examining Glaswegan poles indeed!

Go to Sainsurys

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH! HPY BDY PGC!!

Fantastic bit of scare mongering there. I heard that a big Lion had escaped from London Zoo and was seen heading toward the FHT for a quick pint.

There is of course the small Kabal of satantist, non-affiliated Freemasons that are at the core of this site. They have a deeply subversive agenda that will see ED on its knees and Forumites entranced into a Messianic cult the aims of which are unclear yet would horrify the wider public. To ensure they remain anonymous they frequent pubs that other Forumites are actively dissuaded from going into, quaffing exotic ales from bizzare drinking vessels; plotting and weaving the downfall and take-over of one ED institution after another. These are the most Moderate members of this Forum. Yet their every gentle word and phrase is one small element of a wider web of intrigue; Wired together through the adoption of modern myths and folk tales that encapsulate their distorted world view, these are shared amongst the Group and those that they feel are vulnerable to their enticements. They purchase propaganda through the internet; songs that contain subliminal messages to the innocent, promoting these through this very organ. PLEASE look beyond the blandishments and see the real agenda before it is too late. and .. buy tinned food and batteries.