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Michael Palaeologus

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  1. "Hello, is that David Attenborough?" "I have some interesting behaviour from a primitive primate to report ..... whats that? .... copulation? No, she doesnt do that sort of thing, at least not on Telly. Just some lion and donkey eating" "There were some photos in Razzle a few years ago ... You'll send a film crew down, excellent" "Hugs to Dickie, bye-bye"
  2. Starbucks on LL? Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
  3. Bloody hell, its Tom and Barbara Good.
  4. To Errr or not to Errr is Human, but to be Really pedantic is likely to make you late for your flight.
  5. Enjoy your bus stop. Come back to us in another 20 years for our next charitable donation.
  6. This is true. I suspect that only Travelcards are allowed, possibly not pre-pay?
  7. I only ever put 1 week travelcards on my Oyster.
  8. Yes - in that you can travel to and from Peckham Rye using Oyster. They dont have Oyster readers though and probably dont sell Oyster charge-ups. Occasionally they do ticket checks and the people doing these have hand held Oyster readers.
  9. It was your average Ratus Ratus, although Capybara's (or some other larg exotic rodent) are living wild somewhere in the UK - East Anglia?
  10. Cobblers! Your colleague is clearly retentive, demented or in the Salvation Army. I am on day 19 of my no alcohol regime. Hope to fall off the wagon big stylee on Friday!
  11. Hurrah!! Always happy to boost your ego - but I am of course simply telling the truth ;-), here's to many a bottle in the future.
  12. Lion poo? Try the Quiet Room.
  13. My car got chewed by rats just before Xmas - ?1200 worth of damage from the skinny tailed little feckers. Insurance coughed thankfully.
  14. I think so - Street-Badders! We can use the waste-bin as a net.
  15. *Dabs tear from eye* *It is a grand thing indeed to watch a professional at work* *Should I bring Barry some pyjamas and toothbrush?* *I would bring grapes, but he is a delicate vegetarian and they would give him the squits* *Where's his 4th leg gone?*
  16. Shall we stand ---- together?
  17. I dont have a problem with Bookies as such, dont use them but others do. I do agree that I dont think it will enrich the area very much, but thats me being middle class wankey.
  18. Yes, give then a break after 4 pages of criticism they ust be filling rather .. battered.
  19. Double parked yet. I have sympathy of busy mothers - but dont break the law. I wouldnt get away with it, why should they?
  20. After a month without my car, schlepping up and down LL feeing very worthy buying stuff from different shops I finally got said vehicle and went to Sainsurys today. Terrible crowds, too busy car park, shocking prices, no bloody aubergines. Loved it, met two EDFers, had a Starbies skinny Latte, bought all my shopping in one go, no sore hands or shoulder, bloody loved it.
  21. What do these medals have to do with the Monarchy? Sod all. Its an award given by the State on the behalf of the people, the Queen just hands it over. Republics hand out medals like Smarties, usually big colourful ones that come with a big sash. The title of the award is an irrelevant historic oddity. Just accept it, think of it as an "Other Buggers Efforts" - which they usually are.
  22. Yes please! Shall I stand outside The Green at about 6.35? Ta
  23. "I am Kalamity" perhaps? Then, en if you do get lost, you could end up in a existentialist debate with a complete stranger.
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