Michael Palaeologus

*The rubber and leather Dominatrix look suits you Tilly*

*I only shower twice a year whether I need it or not. I had my last one in December for Christmas and am not due my next one until June. These pink long-johns will come off at that point and not before.* Settles down to a lunch of pork n' beans having inexplicably come over all Slim Pickins. *Chewing tobaccey Miss Dulwichmum? Your lookin' might perdy today, in the shower and all*

Oh good grief.

The good friends that I have met in and around ED The Forum that enabled me to meet those good friends

*Hands Citizen ED a stout drink and a cool cloth for his brow*

District nurses on bicycles? God forbid. The should all be confined to the hospitals where they belong, ALL of them. They would all park their bikes outside the KFC when they nipped in for a Zinger Tower Burger and so clutter up the pavement.

I think you may. I suspect that cheap child labour will be the saving of the UK economy if we have a recession.

Waddles in wearing a wet suit, mask and oxygen tank "phmmph bwurbl phimpu"

"Holy Jesus and Mary"? "Be-jaysus" Could be appropriate

I signed the "save Neros" petition today, but not the police station one. There is a perfectly good one in Camberwell with greater architectural merit and I don think that we will get any less a service by not having a station on the doorstep. It is a perfect opportunity to open the KFC that the area so badly needs.

Sproglet could earn good money cleaning chimneys and the under-sides of looms. It is a well know fact that The Factories Act does not apply to illegal immigrants. You are after all providing shelter to the infant (albeit a shed) and should expect a return.

I heard on the radio this morning that one of us will "almost certainly" be going ....

*Will the child be sent up a chimney in the immediate future? No point in hanging about*

"Chez Tillie"?

Too right ............ FIND REBECCA!!!!

Fine chaps - the Floating One will be with us as well.

You know, I must just be up for Glasto this year. Gotta do it sometime.

*DM-Dread loves a bit of reggae and is often to be seen with large lumpy one dangling from her bottom lip* *Pours self a large G&T - it is SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH a long time before the end of the month* *Waves at CitizenED - didnt see you there before dear boy*

We will be the ones leaning against the bar....

DM!! Look at the mess in here - where is Anna? I know that she is now about 18 months pregnant, but really. *Picks up mouldy german cake and drops it in bin - waves cheerily at Lozzyloz before collecting German porn DVDs and slipping them behind the bookcase* *Walks to bar and pours self a pint of Banks Mild Ale, at least in the Quiet Room I can have a January pint*

Inevitably there is a core group of people who know each other well, either because they have been on the Forum longest and/or they take part in the publically advertised Forum social events. Those newer people that attend the social events find them inclusive and welcoming e.g the very new people came to the curry club a few days ago and had good time - see the thread. Once people know each other and have a mutual understanding it is not surprising that they provide mutual support. There have been two occasions recently when members that I know have been unfairly criticised by people who simply do not know them, I defended my friends; whats wrong with that? The "Gang" are simply those people that have taken the time to get to know each other, the "Gang" is constantly growing in size. Take some time and get to know people, if you wish to do so. Of course there are people who chose to be outside the core group because this allows them to toss the occasional grenade just to create an explosion. Thats fine, just dont whinge when you get grenades thrown back

He's not a Canuck - but he is a ..............

You show great Wisdom Vik.

No its not rude or lude ;-)

As I remember wouldnt the Forum name "driverun" be more accurate, strictly speaking? :))