Michael Palaeologus

Well, thats about it really.

Vigorously

.. and possibly bring back hanging; or would that be too good for them?

I remember a similar story of an Estate Agent doing a viewing without letting the owner know. He ad the viewer walked in on the owner sat on their bed, working on their laptop, naked. I have no idea where I heard this. Might have been on the forum or could have been from the estate agents I was forced to spend time with when I moved last year.

There are a number of areas where having an experience of both sides of the fence (as in the thing that goes round a garden rather than the purveyor of stolen goods)is a good thing e.g therapists have to go through therapy. Given the right legal organisation, exposure to the dark-side could be an advantage.

Blackheath was rather mega last year.

So - this is the day after tomorrow. Are people still up for it? If so - what time shall we meet?

They have caved in already! Its been posted. EDF Power in action.

Slide a big piece of cardboard underneath the casserole and then carry cardboard, casserole and Boris outside - and then let Boris go.

Ditto. Case by case - we are all allowed to make a few mistakes in life.

C'mon Jenny - Bob has thrown the gauntlet down - you HAVE to top that one. How about: "Sex change Vicar in mercy dash to Palace"

8ish

I had a query re the whereabouts of the Parrot Thread. Here's the badger.

Welcome Jenny - keep an eye on the Forum and you will not want for hot topics. For a starter - what about those Green Parrots?

Dear Giddy - unless you turn up you never will meet any of your fellow forumites. Come along.

Atkins gives people flatulence. Is the same true for man-bags?

*Would she like a hand with the nutty slack?*

Top Gear!! (I have no shame)

I will be there.

*You are looking lovely today Mockers, you do have the legs for stockings and Manolos. I always end up looking like Norah Batty* *Would Ana fancy a game of Hungry Hippos DM?*

It is horses for courses. Not that I am recommending equine therapy (Tell me about your foal-hood). I think we can all accept that mental and psychological problems are as real as physical problems. If we need a Doctor to get our physical side sorted out then we also need counsellors and suchlike to help with the mental and psychological problems. A real challenge is that there are so many types of councellor out there and it can be pot-luck in finding the right one for you. I know a number of people who started with one counsellor, didnt get anywhere, moved on to another and got a successfull outcome. I think alot of cynicism is created when people dont find the right counsellor for them and then assume that all counselling is the same.

*Marvellous, a frock* *These scrahchings are a bit chewy mind*

So, where will people be next Saturday? - 8pm I believe.

Will it be "Come on England" or "France" next Saturday?

*well trained these paramedics, I forgive you DM, you are clearly suffering from dementia* *Can I have a Martini? S'cuse the nudity - I lost my clothes with my donkey a few weeks ago*