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Michael Palaeologus

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  1. *Even more in need of a bath now* *Hotch up I'm coming in* *Mind you DM, you are rather wrinkly - as a result of being in bath all night n doubt (he said, gallantly)* *SPLOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
  2. *TGIF indeed DM* *May I join you?*
  3. I know most of you, I have met most of you. You all seemed so normal, yet now the world seems a more frightening place ....
  4. Ref Neutered Parrots - "Nature always finds a way" as somebody in Jurassic Park. So it must be true.
  5. Surely you will be able to watch the Final? (I am trying to keep a straight face)
  6. "C'mon Argentina"? Whats wrong with "C'mon England"? Hmm? It cant be that bad, you all live here:))
  7. There are a load in West London. If both populations spread and make first contact - will we have "Parrot Wars"?
  8. Stop it now. Half of you dont drive anyway, yet you sound like a room full of Jeremy Clarksons. I think that you ALL need to go and sit on the naughty step for 15 minutes to calm down. Its JUST a car. A few years ago, it didnt exist, in a few more years it wont exist. Its impact on our lives is minimal.
  9. I hear them in my flat. Thats me in the flat, not them - hence I have never actually seem them when peering out of my windows. I am opposite Goose Green and near Peckham Rye - perhaps they are spreading their little green wings?
  10. How about - Lost - Still Lost and - Not Lost Anymore
  11. Saw one today near Ondine Road - little green beggar, rather loud. I am assuming it was one of those Australian Green Parrots that are settling in. Is there a flock locally?
  12. It feels like the Eight Deadly Finns are reforming.
  13. and indeed in all public areas - I used to hear it when working in Twickenham Stadium during the security tests.
  14. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
  15. If you listen very carefully you can also hear the gentle clinking of ankle bells ...
  16. "Tally-Ho Red Leader"
  17. I find the Mind shop next to the Mirash is a good place for chat-ups, whilst I am sorting through the cardies, pearls and wigs.
  18. How about the Red Arrows actually doing a Morris Dance stylie display? "Ladies and Gentlemen, the Red Arrows. The display will start with the "Concorde break", moving into "diamond nine", then into "Bonny Green Gaters", the "Bampton Sidestep" and the "Maid of the Mill". At which point the synchro-pair will peel off for "Shave the Donkey", rejoining the group for "Bobbing Around"."
  19. I second (or third) the opening of an adult shop in ED; but it must be equal opportunity - none of this "ladies only" stuff. It should cater for women, men, those who are transgender, all ages, all variations of physical ability, race, age, religion and species. So that would be a sex shop running from the Magadala all the way down to the EDT then. Should keep us occupied.
  20. DM - is there some history here? Were you a scorned woman?
  21. I hope they sell Mackeson and Vimto.
  22. It does help if I followed the link helpfully provided at the top of this thread. Having now read it - for info; The celeb comedy quiz is at The Hobgoblin, Forest Hill on 11 October, 9pm on, ?2 charge. Anybody else interested?
  23. I'm up for it - but have we got a confirmed date? Keep an eye on the cat - they seem to go missing with remarkable regularity in this forum.
  24. Some ladies pop over to Turkey where there are thousands of tall, dark and handsome Turks who migrate from the centre of the country to the Tourist resorts. Given that they have grown up in very traditional environments and have no experience of certain aspects of life, the allure of our ladies is great. There are of course at least 2 Turkish kebab shops within meters of said corner shop. Staying on topic.
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