As my father used to say: 'give them a noose and most of them will hang themselves through their own ignorance..' NN, is doing a good job of bungee jumping from a very short rope.. Thank you for confirming that your fantastical assumptions are as illogical as your general ramblings. But don't let me interrupt your creative genius for it is fascinating.. I did like your 'reality check', was that title intentionally ironic or did you just surprise yourself..? *Where is Nette when you need her, we need some visuals...? Woolly buses, Hannibal lectors, pegs - they all make sense now.... they are Derivatives of sorts, cleverlyused by banks to conceal toxic debt and thus profit from all us hard-working mortals *