Frankito

I'm up for that.

Gosh, I had forgotten all about this post. I love M&S but not for their ready-made meals.

And he carried that home? Brilliant.

No more hangover, please edit your last post. Seriously, I have never been knowingly chugged.

Hair of the dog worked. In the interests of decency, and not tempting my father to turn in his grave, I held off until 4pm. One cold beer and I was snapping my fingers again... Until next time. Thanks all for the suggestions.

What does chugged mean?

Is it my hangover or does today feel like October....?

Oh yeah baby.

Genius torture...! But lovely all the same.

No one told me there were twins... I am in awe.

One of Dad's many snippets of wisdom was: what is for you won't go by you.

At this rate I will be getting my stomach pumped down at King's. When they ask me: what have you taken I won't even know where to begin. Perhaps I will just refer them to this post...

Cuffed eh? You little minx....

Lots of Jens, gosh you sound like a pro.. just had a berocca. Diorulyte, sounds good. Can you send one of your kids round with some in a little bag?

I just had a look on that forum and I think my hangover is getting worse. Boring, drab, lacking any moreish factor whatsoever, it is the very poor cousin to our very beautiful, entertaining and dynamic EDF. God I wanna marry this forum.

Nettes, can we get an updated pictue of H.E?

I can feel my pipes fill with sick at the mere thought of that one. It's the Branston, too strong. Can you make me some tea, please?

Chick, just checking in with ye for latest trampoline count. And where is that pic?

I shouldn't ever drink alcohol as I always get raging hangovers that last all day. Even the trusted Irn Bru isn't working today. What should I do? Anyone fancy bringing me a bucket of tea and a truckload of Jaffa cakes? I think I had a kebab last night, just discovered some onion stuck to my hair and my pillow smells like a hippy. I need to Febreeze my way out of this one otherwise I will be sick out my noise. It's good I am such a lightweight *calculates unit consumption from previous night and rounds to the nearest hundred, chuckling to the calculator as he tippy-taps* Never again.

It closed down ages ago unless they have moved. It was excellent although we had two very bad takeaway experiences from there where the food was crap.

Waiting....

So many stunners, so little time.

Wahay, Bob is back...

I always back the underdog, go on my son. *throws bra at screen*

I fear she may have more...