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And the rhododendrons (dodgy spelling alert?) of Dulwich Park are out in full dashing bloom, always a signal that summer is on it's merry way.

Tarot does have a point.... Some people have been known to try the DIY approach with varying degrees of success... You can buy a powder from B&Q which you pour over the nest at night when they are sleeping. I wouldn't personally as I am shit-scared of anything that buzzes.

Sorry sir, my mistake.

Gosh, how did you manage/ choose to read that from my last statement.... ? Is one having a bad day?

Complete nonsense, get out there and treat yourself man. I wear them all the time, depending on the weather, and anyone who says I shouldn't can simply do one!

Dulwich Park fairy is pure errrm.. Macho and to be ignored!

Sorry dude, what did you lose? I hope it goes to a worthy cause and does not involve beer.

Anyone up for a bet: will she outlive this thread?

Lets not forget the new extension which opens into Dulwich Park which I drive to in order to walk my crazy hound.

I know, what am I like....? Pretty controversial eh.. I live nearer Peckham Rye but use DP as an alternative. Walking there isn't really an option as my hound is a bit naughty on the lead...

An evening of Eurovision or waterboarded: hmmm, difficult choice..

Having evolved from caveman quite some time ago, I see no shame in crying. Crying is one thing but blubbering is still taboo. Keen to hear from Tarot on what his opinions are, he obviously hasn't got to this one yet...Soon hopefully, I need my Tarot fix.

Oh dear Lord, just had my first fix of Made in Chelsea.... Vacuous, shallow, opinionated, self-obsessed - loving it already.. Fasten your seatbelts as car crash is guaranteed. But, I still maintain that we could do it better.

Will anyone sign my petition to the hierarchy at ITV as ED deserves it's own fly-on-the-wall series..? If they can do it in Essex we can do it ten times better here...

Hopefully at 3am as I need to be driving to the park with the dog.. I hope this doesn't mean I am going to have to stop at Rocca for some mediocre food..

Waitrose? Music to my ears..

As a 4x4 driver, that made me chuckle... Tis true that North Cross Rd is a nightmare with big wheels.

My favouite is Dulwich Caf'e at the top of Forest Hill Rd. Funnily enough, after selling two egg rolls and some filter coffee, they closed.... Probably due to bad grammar....

Great idea Maxxi, one in Peckham and one in ED. Inspired!

Tarot, you have steangely managed to win me over with some of your previous threads, not because I agree with anything you say, quite the opposite. You do skillfully manage to sharpen each word to cause just enough reaction to keep a nuclear plant going.. It makes for interesting reading if nothing else.

East Dulwich needs an M&S.....................yah?

Crikey, I am relativvely new to this forum and known for the occasional act of keyboard randomness... Apologies, I am still learning the forumite code and hope to settle down by Crimbo. I do wonder why you bother reading things that strike you as odd? I find some of the topics on here a bit strange but when they make for interesting reading, a bit like car-crash tv, I am glued.

Loving to hate the apprentice. Car crash tv is for me.... My favouite part is always the boardroom massacre... I must say I still miss Margaret with all her twitchings and one-liners. Bring her back I say... What is it with Melody's voice? Her name is almost ironic as she is anything but melodious when she opens her trap. Edna makes me howl as her ego is bigger than the 02 yet her performance doesn't quite match up. Her delivery at the presentation was impressive however completely pitched at the wrong crowd. Bless... The boys seem far stronger than the girls this year, hmmmmm, me wonders why two have gone already. He has to mix them up next week otherwise we risk being treated to a series of The Spice Girls on tour.

Bob, if it were a funeral parlour I would probably say no, however to most other things, it's edgy and different. I get the sense that there is part of the story that you are not telling... What are you hiding?

Thanks for advice people, some great advice..