Salsaboy

Seabag, you read my mind!

Unfortunately I have to attend a funeral in the next week or so and since it has been a fair time since I last went to one, I'm wondering what the etiquette is with regards to dress. Do I wear a dark suit with a dark tie? Something more relaxed with no tie? Where would I sit in the church? Do I go the crematorium with the close family members? The person concerned is my ex mother in law and whilst I get on well with my ex wife, I never really got on with her mother. We tolerated each other when she was alive. However I did know her for nearly 30 years. I want to go to the funeral to support my ex-wife and my 2 daughters and also to pay my respects to the rest of her family.

Excellent!

Was this some sort of 'special interest' club for broadminded adults? maxxi Wrote: > I remember going to the Rub-a-Dub Club in Sydenham > back in the late 80s.

What Red Devil said. I wouldn't shell out ?5k for a problem that doesn't really exist.

It's not a thing for me.

Get the rabbit to carry it itself.

And here he is! Cheese eating surrender monkies - to quote Groundskeeper Willie from The Simpsons.

Queue

That'll be because you're not a guy. Or are you???

Fish

From Paris to Berlin - Infernal

The birdie song - The Tweets

You're probably right.

Oh no it's not! Otta Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sydenham is where it's at man.

Move back to Lewisham and improve your health then. Otta Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I completely agree. > > When we moved to Penge we crossed from LB Lewisham > to LB Bromley, and just having the name on my > council tax bill makes me feel a bit sick.

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. Otta Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ?First of all, I refuse to answer to Robert > Catterson. That is my slave name. You may address > me as Kunta Kitty,? > > > http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/08/15/single > -womans-cat-dreading-another-friday-night-in-of-be > ing-instagrammed/

I was always getting mistaken for Rick Astley in the 80's. Dunno why as I didn't think I looked like him. Anyway, going to Rewind tomorrow and he's on so I'll have a look.

Last night a DJ saved my life - Indeep.

I think she is jealous.

His wife is well fit!

Works well in a first world country but there will always be someone in the developing world who'll take it on for the money. Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Clearly surrogacy, IVF, etc should only be made > available after passing appropriate background > checks. > > But IMO criticism of people taking these > treatments are out of order if you've never > experienced the pain and distress of being unable > to start a family. Not to mention profoundly > hypocritical when you've already had kids of your > own.

Yeah, I've had that as well, quite an eye opener! titch juicy Wrote: > > I was with a squirter once- scared the living > bejeezus out of me first time- but after that it > was quite a thing.

Dungeon

As the Harry Enfield character Stravros used to say, 'Up the Arse'.