Salsaboy

'Sweating like a very short nun at a penguin shooting competition.'

And they come back out whole. Otta Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > and tends to include these little > shiny "edible" balls which actually share the same > consistency as your average pebble.

By even more chance Honaloochie Boogie was a question on the Popmaster quiz on Radio 2 this morning. Robert Poste's Child Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > By chance I heard Johnny Walker on Radio 2 doing a > bit on Mott the Hoople today including part of > Honaloochie Boogie. Made me think of HonaloochieB > and I wondered if anyone knows if he's still using > the forum?

Brilliant!

Catch the tom cat and take it on a little drive to the country somewhere (I hear Penge is nice) and release it. Then each time you read a post on here or see a lampost leaflet about a missing tom cat, you can give a knowing smile. Simples.

You really do have too much time on your hands Pibester.

And I thought you were a girl Loz. Loz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Can't say I'll ever experience that joy, as my > beard growing ability is probably best described > as "pathetic", but when I was travelling last year > I got my hair cut in Vietnam at a stall set up in > a roadside market area. Not being up to speed > with the price of a haircut I agreed a price (a > whole US$2) that was, apparently, a little > generous. So, the fellow threw in a full shave, > old fashioned style with a cut-throat razor - my > first one. I felt like a right lord of the manor. > > > Well, if you ignore all the cars and motorbikes > tootling past a few metres away.

When my ex girlfriend told me she was getting a Brazilian, I was soooooo excited. Turns out she came round once a week to do the cleaning and the ironing.

I've always thought smears would be a better descriptor than dollops.

Nice one woody.

He's a man. We don't show our feelings unless we're completely pissed.

All part of the Cator Estate I think. The Cators used to own most of Beckenham and some parts of Penge. Seabag Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The Clockhouse bit between Beckenham/Penge has > some really nice houses but weirdly on unmade up > roads. Anyone know why that is ?

But it's Penge though.

Facebook.

The same voodoo I mentioned 3 days ago? pinecone Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > voodoo

What HMB said. I bloody hate them. Always driven by smug looking gits.

How do they fit the zips on frozen peas? They must be really tiny ones. aquarius moon Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Frozen vegetables with zips. Why did no-one think > of this before?!

And then fire rockets into it. vgrant Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Seeing as we all now support plucky little israel > on the boards, why not use their example as our > inspiration - encircle the whole of Dulwich > Village with a big concrete wall to keep the riff > raff out and the gentlefolk safe.

Cyclists using mobile phones at the same time as jumping red lights.

Genius. Nearly pissed myself as I was laughing so much. Robert Poste's Child Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Seen on today's Popbitch: > > http://timsfaces.tumblr.com/

Whilst we're on a driving theme - people driving whilst holding a mobile phone and talking into it.

Seems legit to me.

And damn fine it is too! Louisa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- They've already got a Waitrose. > > Louisa.

Ah ok. StraferJack Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > woody is only other recorded poster of "loltastic" > as well

I thought that selling sex here was legal. It's the pimping, 2 ladies working together bit that's not legal.