Salsaboy

Captain Mainwaring.

Florence from The Magic Roundabout.

Japanese Knotweed material is regarded as ?controlled waste? and not disposing of it properly would be an offence under the Environmental Protection Act, 1990. Allowing the spread of Japanese Knotweed into the wild is also an offence under the Wildlife and Countryside Act 1981. This is the best website I've found about knotweed: http://www.devon.gov.uk/index/environmentplanning/natural_environment/biodiversity/japanese_knotweed.htm This is quite good: http://www.environment-agency.gov.uk/homeandleisure/wildlife/130079.aspx

Bunkum.

Happens frequently to people of your age Nettie.

Don't forget the French.

More people seem to be latching onto it.

And nostril hair..... steveo Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > My dad used to say that it's a sign that you're > getting old when the barber asks you if you want > the hair in your ears done. > > He hasn't... yet.

Mick with a little dick? Perhaps Quids could confirm?

You promised you wouldn't mention our trysts. Loz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Salsaboy Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I've used it successfully. > > Sexcessfully, shurely?

Slick Mick?

In the 80's when I was on call for IT support I had a pager. Then mobile phones were invented and we had to carry around something the size of a small suitcase instead.

Apple = style over substance. Only good thing they invented is the Ipod.

I've used it successfully.

Have you tried asking them not to come in?

Fight the bastards. I have and won on a few occasions.

Moose or mouse?

Curry you say? At lunchtime? How decadent.

Mmmmm, perv.

What MP is trying to say is Bugger Orf!

I think Woodrot offers a 'shut inside for a week' service for cats.

I didn't.

Bloody young whippersnappers. StraferJack Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "After just 63 posts and less than a month > registered on the Forum," > > * titter *

People taking those 'little' suitcases onto aeroplanes as hand luggage. Really p1sses me off.

Where's the one where he's told Maggie is dead?