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MrBen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > In Edinburgh airport's passenger security hall > there is a life size cardboard cut out of a woman > in a BAA uniform and where her mouth is they have > some kind of mouth shaped video screen of moving > lips trying to tell you something. You can hear a > disembodied voice that doesn't sync with her > flashing video lips whilst her eyes and nose and > cheeks are frozen in cardboard. The overall effect > is terrifying. > > Edit: I've been getting the train lately. Does she come with real hair?..

It's spelt know's on the awning...

No we're not!!!!!...

Automatic 5 point deduction for insolence...

It was a low scoring day all round, I don't think anyone predicted a Reading, West Brom or Norwich win *Throws Delia's Happy Christmas cook book into the bin...

You and me both Mick. The only game I've played seriously is Blackjack in casinos, but I suspect the serious poker players look down on that as a bit Mickey Mouse :)

''You can represnt hands (bluff) on the internet with the right lines of play and bet sizes etc'' That's what struck me about watching it last night, punters were just going all in all the time. Online poker has taken away the face to face element of bluffing. Personally I would ban sunglasses in 'live' games :)

maxxi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Newcastle, Stoke, Norwich and Reading have a > higher long ball %age right now - I wonder if those stats differentiate between long balls and long passes? My definition of a long ball would be a rushed hit and hope, usually by the goalie or a defender, whereas with a player like Scholes it is always said he hits 40-50 yard passes...

I would prefer a game that still has a reasonable element of bluff about it rather than percentages/probabilities, or has that been blown out of the water with the internet and all the associated 'tools'?..

Omaha Hi/Lo sounds interesting, is there split betting?

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ...i won't mention my PokerStars account :( I watched a bit of Texas Hold 'em on one of the Sky Sports channels last night, scary how quickly people were losing hundreds of ?s. The presenter guy said he prefers to play Omaha, more skill involved, is this true?..

Arsenal 2 Tottenham 1 Liverpool 2 Wigan 1 Man City 4 Aston Villa 1 Newcastle 1 Swansea 2 QPR 1 Southampton 1 Reading 1 Everton 2 West Brom 1 Chelsea 2 Norwich 1 Man Utd 3 Fulham 2 Sunderland 0 West Ham 0 Stoke 0 (game abandoned after running out of balls)

Rhinestone Cowboy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sorry missed last week > was in Barbados which was nice Automatic 5 point penalty for exotic holiday name dropping. Automatic 10 point penalty for anyone who accuses me of making up the rules as I go along...stay lucky

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > West Ham 2 Stoke 2 Plus a neck ache for me as I am > going to this Hoofball spectacular! Does anyone know how to adjust the picture settings on a widescreen TV, I'm worried I might miss half of the game...

DLT busted...quack quack oops! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-20336798

Vive la diff?rence!..

This week's fixture list. Coupon Buster is Villa to win at City... Arsenal V Tottenham Liverpool V Wigan Man City V Aston Villa Newcastle V Swansea QPR V Southampton Reading V Everton West Brom V Chelsea Norwich V Man Utd Fulham V Sunderland West Ham V Stoke

T?l?vision fran?aise est terrible, vous ne pouvez pas comprendre un mot de ce qu'ils disent!..

Insane in the membrane. I thought I was watching Playstation...goallllllllllllllllllllllllll

I've heard the word opprobium used a lot recently, what with all the Savile/BBC shenanigans. No idea of it's meaning so Googled it... Disgrace arising from exceedingly shameful conduct; ignominy Small world innit :)

I'm Chelsea'd out, the sooner the FA reports it's findings the better. Any thoughts on the England game tonight? Can't see the logic of having a mid-week friendly at this time of year, but looks like the Royster is treating it as an opportunity to blood some youngsters*, which can only be good. A shame Wilshire and Cleverley aren't both playing, would've liked to see how they got on together in midfield. *I'm Zaha'd out too...

Otta Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I did a search on youtube and the stuff I heard > just sounded like a lot of other stuff I've heard > over the years, I'm not sure what sets it apart. I bet UDT is itching to get his paws on this thread to educate untrained ears... :)

http://rlv.zcache.com/i_love_bbc_mug-p168719321624424239bh8tk_400.jpg

Can we add ''WICKED!'' to the list?..

I'm an online browser. Although it leaves me feeling dirty and racked with shame, I convince myself that before I can pass judgement I need to understand better the object of my contempt...and then I move on to the Daily Star