SteveT

But it was off, and you spent the rest of the holiday no more than 10 yards from a lavatory. Wish I was in bed

I used to dream about being in a cardigan with someone like her!

Hotel

Went to the Rye last night and my daughter had the butternut squash risotto and it was enjoyable but about ?9 odd so not a snip. I had bangers and mash with delicious red cabbage very fulfilling neither of us could cope with desert. I asked what they did to the red cabbage as it was better than I make at home, they melt a little sugar in vinegar and add to it, it was excellent.

For ?30 you could get your own shearing kit and still have enough change to take the 'hottie' for a coffee.

They have had massive deflation so just take money and buy all you need there.

and find that you can only converse with satsumas. I wish I had n't got toothache.

Leave a printout of this thread on his pillow.

The feeling that your future is behind you.

Passport

A little help is worth a lot of sympathy. 'It is our responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should take seriously.' Peter Ustinov 'The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat'. Lily Tomlin 'Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.' Quentin Crisp 'A day without laughter is a day wasted.' Charlie Chaplin

Charge him ?1 per skid mark and tell him only cash will do. When people live together they should impose as little as possible on each others life, unless they are lovers!

I usually say Peckham rye because it is easy to identify in the A2Z

So it is the Upland then is it on the 29th Feb will Georgia confirm or is someone else organising it?

I think Chav that I have already voiced my opinion on prostitution to you in the past and felt that being a lawyer and/or a politician was a much 'dirtier profession' than the oldest profession. Best of luck and if you mention the chickens dont mention the cock!

You must protect them from Chicken Hawks boy!

It always looks like custard has been poured over your eggs but it tastes good and where would Benedicts eggs be without it. Poached I suppose.

Check the Target Arms thread... I would have missed that thread if you had not pointed it out HonaloochieB. Brilliant!

I did not want to cause friction with my neighbours nor put up with the bad behaviour, it turned out the neighbour who owns the place did not know what was going on and was equally disgusted at his behaviour. Now she knows, and if there are no more 'petty' dog ends from here on in, I consider it a result.

Ring tailed parrakeets micheal

I wouldn't mind the cpt the upland the castle or the clockhouse they are all minutes away for me!

I dunno what you're complaining about you are made of money!

No spoof Growlyb, sometimes it is useful to have a sounding board so that I am not making a mountain etc.........

Today I started with my ladder up the 8 foot wall I climbed up with a 12foot plank with a mark at 3ft and 4ft from the top my neighbour came out to ask if I was doing some work and I explained that I was irritated at the dog ends coming over so I thought an extra fence on top of the wall would prevent anymore cluttering the garden. She was horrified and admitted they had been coming from her place as she had had a smoker staying there. So hopefully that is the last of the dog end storey. Thank you all for your input and support it is so useful having other informed opinions being voiced.

I dropped in for the last hour having had a late swim at the pulse and met lots of 'names' and spent the majority of the evening talking to Bagpuss whose name I've always liked since a kid as it was such a quality programme, and CWALD whom everyone calls affectionately 'Chav'. They were most patient with my dodgy hearing and repeated things when I leaned towards them hand pressed to lobe. Sean McG spoke to me and had not a trace of Irish brogue? I saw 'Mark' the founder across a crowded room and he reminded me of a youthful Ian Hislop from the 'Have I got news 4u'. Annaj, Asset, MLteenie, Michael Paleologous (such an easy guy and such a difficult name) they were all there inc Mockney who said he wouldn't. Just a thought now it is getting bigger what about name tags? Does anyone know a badge maker? Would it be a good idea? Discuss! PS I shall go earlier next time and anyone else who has never ventured to a forum 'do' have no fears, it is like meeting old friends that you dont recognise.