SteveT

PGC Is it a full bladder(?) What do they do with this article carrying half a gallon of sheep urine;-) Dance around the sheep pool.

Cigar butted

Next time they play I shall have a nite in, so yah boo sucks to bobby goldsbrough take on(6)(td):X

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shops run out of skimmED too

Seanmlow I think you could use your anger positively. Giving up and buying that extortionately priced gum to alleviate the symptoms, would leave you much freer to stick the two fingers of both hands up to anyone in a red jacket.

In my haste to judge all dog owners unfairly it is good to hear of the sensible, committed, responsible, owners(tu)

You stuck it to him annaj, he couldn't slither in past you could he? Now he looks a chump and a half, and quite right too. Annaj our hero:))

There was a survey done some years back and surprise surprise Bagpuss was the name quoted as being the most popular I also thought Andypandy and Bill and Ben are worthy of a mention too.

Childhood antics. We would take the lower stems from the tallest cow parsely and use the berries off hawthorn to substitute for peas but if the cow parsely was not big enough around the circumference the berry would foul up. We would take stems of bullrushes about 4 inches from the end put a slit with your thumb nail about 2 inches long, and you could make buzzing noise blowing through the end. We would make throwing arrows which had a nick cut out just below the card board flight, tie a lumpy knot on some string, Place the knot in the cut out take the string around the arrow over the knot down to the point and hold it taut. The rest of the string is wrapped round the hand, then throw it as if throwing a ball it should go 100 yards without straining too hard.

Nero, very responsible, good man(tu)

Asset wrote: referred to as cookwank in a previous thread You are a mine of information young Asset, I had no idea what it referred to until now but it made me lol:))

Does it have to go into a specific bin or would any bin suffice? Chav I dont think people would mind it being dropped in their wheelie when its already bagged, I'm sure I'd rather it go into my bin than the front garden or pavement.

Thats well worth knowing Nero good man(tu)

Went to the Brick lane market at 7.0am bought a hot chocolate and ate a buttered bagel. Bought fruits and meat and a can of pledge, the cleaner said she couldn't wring anymore from the original. found Life on Earth on the box fell asleep, woke in time for breakfast, cooked super bacon from peckham farmers market with some 'chestnut' mushrooms and a fried egg with home made bread. 3 hours later still feeling bloated.

Zephyr wrote Athens used to have a policy whereby cars were banned from the city on alternate days depending upon their registration numbers. Everyone in athens bought a second old banger with the other number plate according to an athenian I know.;-) My car is 16 years old and a gas guzzler by todays standards. I do about 5000 miles pa. I have considered getting another car that is leaner but of course that takes more of the planets resources than sticking with my present car which sails through the mot emissions annually and I have never put oil in the engine from new, it has done 170,000 miles. What to do?

Hey ratty where did you get your smiley drivey?

Knock on your neighbours door loudly at 3 am when you know they will be in, introduce yourself and see if they can tell you;-)

annaj wrote Aren't there a lot of buggies on Lordship Lane? I come across dozey buggies all over the place, but with the pavements on LL being so narrow perhaps LL should be oneway traffic on Saturdays and increase the buggie pushing space 200%. Wots the odds on that 'appenin?;-)

According to my daughter who works in a foodie pub in Herne Hill only the working class clientele know how to control their children whom are expected to sit to attention at the table on best behaviour. The middle class permit their offspring to loudly run riot both in the pub and one was recently saved from the main road whilst brats so called parents were in the pub garden quaffing wine out of earshot and eyesight. I find the working class people like me refreshingly more straight forward to deal with than many M/C counterparts. I've forgotten the original question in my indignant rant, any way I have only been ed resident since 03.

A betting shop which does latte..........why not? It could replace that old male bastion the pub bar that had no kids and fewer women. It could sell warm pints of mild and bitter, bags of pork scratchings with extra salt, and the 'bog' paper would be torn pieces of the newspaper hanging from a bent nail tied with white hairy string, in fact it could give newspaper a value now lost. Quids and I could be quids in on occasional lucky days>:D<

Andy Pandy Looby loo and tEDdy

Repaired the shelving system took most of the day and was awkward and difficult and feel knackered. Bought the Saturday Times ?1.40 and I wont be buying it again having gone through it. TV book neither easy nor user friendly.

Very useful thread Ziggy Thankyou

My mother used to say 'get out from under my feet go on clear off I'm sick of seeing you, you should be outside on a day like today getting some fresh air'. My brother who is almost 3 years older spent most of our growing up roaming the streets of our home town (Derby) with others of our age building dens on the park, cycling to likely fishing spots, and climbing trees. Those were the days, sadly my own children were brought up under house arrest, they would go to friends and friends would come over but no mooching around the streets.