SteveT

indignation

Wouldn't trust any assets of mine to an accountant;-)

brothers

Top dressed the fruit trees and some blackcurrant bushes. Tried a number of times, to order some goods from a company that was out for the day, and only an answer phone talking, not good enough. If we are working they should be, or invite us to the party.

Andrews

Went for a swim, the first time in yonks, feel healthier already and smug. Received call whilst dressing in the pulse changing room, please get more details on faulty ventilator. Rang Graz in Austria obtained facts and reported them to repairer. Received an order and now have to do real work to fulfill same. Must remember to enclose free gift.

Stop being a flake ????, they should castrate too, so their genes cannot infect others;-)

London

It is also overloaded with non British born employees too.

soup

My ex business partner recently came up to retirement age and expected to receive his full ?85 or however much it is. He found that it was light not the full amount. Apparantly he had missed 6 or 8 payments in his twenties. He complained that if he had come from abroad as an immigrant he would get the ?85. Er no you would get ?120 said the official.

Write something really rude in large dark marker pen. Find a prepaid self addressed envelope enclosed in unwanted junk mail. Fold, insert, and drop in to your most convenient postbox. Problem solved no more blank sheet and junk mail sender has to pay the postage for receiving very rude, unwanted, instruction;-)

unwed

The End.

Sure can, it closes as soon as you are thirsty, and you cant get through their locked door to slake your thirst;-)

Go to the city airport Jump on a cheap flight to rome Try to find a restaurant that serves only OK food See you in about two years The pizzas in rome are thin, light, crispy, and delicious everywhere. We should rename whatever it is they serve up here masquerading under the name of pizza.

No but it sure sounds inneresting. How do we get in? hona....B we need to know

No No not the fans anything but the fans............

Dear dulwichmum my humblist apologies I would not knowingly embarrass you with filth of any kind. I was merely offering a few modern day pointers to help you overcome this delicate position you now find yourself in. Once again dear lady my sincerest heartfelt apologies. Please call your dog off my person its trying to get my right leg pregnant.

I recognise them PGC they belong to Lady Windermere if I'm not mistaken.

More irritating is girls talking with there mouths full doing a blow job an dribbling over your best strides, it's really selfish with the cost of dry cleaning an all::o

Write what you know of writer's block

two dozen 1 inch panel pins, and hammer one, each end of the slats, takes 5 minutes, costs ten bob, no, better allow 50p It will all be history before you finish reading the lease. best of luck

Dulwichmum wrote: I am a married lady after all.This is a case of unrequited love. Most of my pleasure in life has been with married ladies. Unrequited love went out with Jane Austen. Michael the modern way is to grab hold of this siren bitch on heat, throw her to the ground and have your wicked way unto exhaustion.:-$ Unrequited is just not cutting it in 21st century East Dulwich. The pump rooms in Bath is just a chilly, echoing, badly run, tea shop.

Although peregrines feed mainly on pigeons I dont suppose the odd urban falcon would say no to a starter of starling to whet the appetite. I have seen the sparrowhawk in and around my garden after the blackbird and his wife, but a year ago there was the remains of a pigeon, it looked like a flattened red indian war bonnet. Only a ring of feathers remaining. Until then, there had been a flock perching on the next door roof, after that they all disappeared to a safer haven.